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Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 2045 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Villages Defended: | 17 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 14 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
imagine a place where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and zombies breakdance for your entertainment. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.
we got custom plugins that let you ride dragons, shoot lasers from your eyes, and turn into a giant chicken. why would you wanna miss out on that kind of fun?
oh, and did i mention that our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer in someone’s grandma’s basement? yeah, that’s right. we like to keep things interesting around here.
so come on, join us and experience the wildest, wackiest, most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will. who knows? it’s all part of the adventure!