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Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 2218 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 88 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 25 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 2751 |
imagine a place where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and zombies breakdance for your entertainment. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.
we got custom plugins that let you ride dragons, shoot lasers from your eyes, and turn into a giant chicken. why would you wanna miss out on that kind of fun?
oh, and did i mention that our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer in someone’s grandma’s basement? yeah, that’s right. we like to keep things interesting around here.
so come on, join us and experience the wildest, wackiest, most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will. who knows? it’s all part of the adventure!