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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 9779 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 92 |
Chimeras Created: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
imagine a place where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and zombies breakdance for your entertainment. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.
we got custom plugins that let you ride dragons, shoot lasers from your eyes, and turn into a giant chicken. why would you wanna miss out on that kind of fun?
oh, and did i mention that our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer in someone’s grandma’s basement? yeah, that’s right. we like to keep things interesting around here.
so come on, join us and experience the wildest, wackiest, most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will. who knows? it’s all part of the adventure!