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Pole-landia: Where we embrace our inner Polack and build epic shit together!

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Are you tired of all the political drama and war talk? Come join our Minecraft server where the only battles you’ll be fighting are against creepers and zombies! Our server is a peaceful haven away from all the chaos of the real world.

Forget about Poland and Russia, come build your own empire in our virtual world. No need to worry about politicians making questionable decisions, the only decisions you’ll be making are what block to place next.

Join us and escape the madness of the real world. Build, explore, and have a blast with our friendly community of players. Who needs war when you have a diamond sword and a trusty pickaxe? So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave the politics behind!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
New Chunks Explored:	597567	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftyIndie – Where Creepers and Hipsters Unite!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things indie games! If you’re tired of the mainstream and craving something different, then this is the place for you. We’ve got everything from Age of Decadence to A Hat in Time, and even some obscure gems like DashBored and Loop Hero.

Join us and become part of a community that celebrates the weird and wonderful world of indie games. Whether you’re into JRPGs, idle games, or roguelites, we’ve got something for everyone. And hey, if you’re a fan of games that don’t quite fit in anywhere else, like Atelier or Rayman, then you’ll feel right at home here.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you chat about games that are so underground, they practically live in a basement? Plus, we’ve got a booru filled with fan art, a Steam group for even more indie game goodness, and recommendations to help you discover your next favorite game.

Don’t be stuck in the mainstream, come join us and let your indie game flag fly high! Who knows, you might just uncover a hidden gem that will become your new obsession. See you in the pixelated world of indie games!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PeacefulPunchCraft: Where Pacifists Punch Trees and Make Friends!

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Are you tired of being a peaceful pacifist in a world full of blocky chaos? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and unleash your inner warrior as you battle against hordes of pixelated monsters and rival players.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that the creepers here are extra explosive, the zombies are extra hungry, and the skeletons have impeccable aim. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive in this treacherous world.

Join us if you dare, and prove to the world that even a pacifist like you can become a pixelated powerhouse in this epic Minecraft adventure!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CraftyMemes: Where 4chan trolls unite & build epic blocks. Email verification optional!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle dragons with diamond swords, and build a house made entirely out of cheese! Our server is so epic that even Reddit is talking about us – we’re basically celebrities in the Minecraft world.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Daddy’s Minecraft Daycare: Where we make sure you’re growing… your diamond collection!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come on over to our server where we have a dedicated team of daddies making sure you’re growing properly! That’s right, we’ll nurture you like a delicate little sapling and watch you flourish into a beautiful Minecraft player.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground roller coaster that leads straight to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted loot. But be warned, the roller coaster is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to give you a friendly BOOM!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Daddy’s waiting for you!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1726	Star Shards Collected:	270
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Buildings Constructed:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Crafty Taco Town: Where All Latinos Are Born Equally (in Minecraft)

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where all Latinos are born with special abilities that make them unique! From super speed to flying powers, you never know what kind of crazy skills you’ll encounter on our server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of racing against a Latino player who can run at the speed of light or battling a flying Latino who can shoot fireballs from the sky. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

But beware, not all Latinos are created equal on our server. Some may have the power to turn invisible or teleport at will, making them tricky opponents to defeat. So gather your friends and get ready for an epic adventure filled with surprises and laughs.

Join us now and discover why aren’t all Latinos born equally on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Mines Excavated:	1299
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Dimension Hops:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Nijisanji Stock Market Madness: Crafty Chaos Edition

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Look no further, because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join now for a chance to witness the epic rise and fall of virtual empires, just like the stock market crash of Nijisanji!

Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From the treacherous buyback cycles to the epic battles for stock performance bonuses, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Will Nijisanji survive the fallout? Will the top cream bail out before it’s too late? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – it’s going to be a wild ride!

And don’t miss out on our exclusive stock numberfag bonus! Watch as new investors try to predict the next big bounce, only to be thwarted by shorters trying to screw each other out of money. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you on the edge of your virtual seat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the chaos and drama of Nijisanji like never before. It’s a slow and quiet corpo death you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

YIIKcraft: Legacy Edition – Where Earthbound Meets Minecraft!

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Are you tired of boring old Earthbound knock offs? Want a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where YIIK has more of a legacy than all those other copycats combined!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where llamas rule the land and creepers are actually friendly pets. Build your own empire out of diamond blocks and watch as unicorns prance through the forests. But beware, for the evil Ender Dragon is always lurking, ready to challenge you to a dance-off for ultimate supremacy.

So why settle for the same old, same old when you can join our server and experience the true power of YIIK? Trust us, once you’ve seen a pig riding a minecart through a rainbow, you’ll never want to leave. Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Buildings Constructed:	49
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

BritPolCraft – No Evil Allowed! Join the madness!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take mandatory reading to a whole new level! You’ll need to read the entire Bible and listen to Isaiah 5:20 on repeat before you can even think about joining our wacky world.

But wait, there’s more! We have nine-year-olds running malicious WhatsApp groups, so you know things are always exciting. And don’t forget about our special forces wiping out Putin’s Black Sea Fleet – talk about drama!

Join us as we fight the fake stamp epidemic from China with Royal Mail and witness carers fighting to clear their name over a 30p a week benefit error. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a full-blown culture war between the Tories and Labour over “shutting women up.” Plus, Sadiq Khan getting heckled over knife crime at the London Mayor hustings – it’s chaos!

But don’t worry, we’ve also got SSE’s battery storage system fully operational, so at least we’re doing something right. So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself – you won’t regret it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

ZombiePocalypse: Andy & Leyley’s Coffin Adventure #167

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a touch of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). Our server is so amazing, it’s like stepping into a whole new world where anything is possible.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground city filled with rare treasures and hidden dungeons just waiting to be explored. Rumor has it that there’s even a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are friendly.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Coffin of Andy and Leyley, a mystical artifact said to grant its owner unlimited power. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the most powerful player in the land?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Crafty Creepers: Where even the Endermen are better at housework than the men

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Tired of dealing with domestic abuse, child abuse, and misogyny from men? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only abuse you’ll encounter is from the federal government and their lobbyist nepotist masters!

Forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server, you’ll be fighting off corrupt politicians and their cronies who are trying to take over the virtual world. But don’t worry, you’ll have plenty of tools and weapons at your disposal to take them down and restore peace to the land.

So come join us and experience a whole new level of chaos and mayhem in Minecraft. Who needs creepers and zombies when you have corrupt politicians to battle against? Let the madness begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Alien Abductions:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

NarutoCraft: Where Creeper meets Ninja, waiting for Sasuke and Kishimoto to return!

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Are you tired of waiting for your favorite anime creators to come back with new content? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret portal that leads directly to the anime dimension where you can hang out with all your favorite characters while you wait for the next season to drop! Join us now and become besties with Naruto and Sasuke while building epic structures and battling creepers. Who needs new episodes when you have a whole new world to explore with your anime pals? Join us today and say goodbye to boring wait times!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Crafty Avoidance Server: Where Even Creepers Can’t Find You /b/

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from the mundane! Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken, or battle it out in PvP arenas where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cake (not real cake, unfortunately).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking creepers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to ride a flying pig into battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to boring Minecraft forever! Who needs reality when you have a world where pigs fly and chickens wear bling?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	47	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Blocky Breakups: Moving On in Minecraft

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Are you tired of feeling empty inside after Gawr Gura left a hole in your heart? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to fill that void with Koseki Bijou! She’s like the girlfriend who knows she’s not as perfect as your ex, but loves you all the same. Join our server and say goodbye to Gawr Gura, because Koseki Bijou is here to stay!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you find love and companionship on our server, but you’ll also embark on insane adventures and quests that will make you question reality itself. From battling dragons to building giant monuments, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Cancel your membership to Gawr Gura and join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft journey. Trust us, you won’t regret it. See you in the comment section below, where the fun never ends!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Crafty Chaos: Where Creepers Roam and Players Gnome! LOL

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Welcome to a Minecraft server where the pigs fly, literally! Our server is home to a magical glitch that causes all pigs to sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig and conquer the skies!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground city populated entirely by llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Get ready to boogie down with these groovy camelids and learn their secret llama dance moves.

If you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where the zombie pigmen have formed a synchronized swimming team and perform daily water ballet shows for all to enjoy. Don’t worry, they’re friendly – as long as you don’t interrupt their routine!

So come on down to our server and experience the wacky wonders that await you. Who knows what other crazy surprises you’ll encounter along the way? Join now and prepare for the most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Towns Built:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Ores Mined:	1675	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10