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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 1227 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
Dimension Hops: | 12 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 29 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 49 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
And the food on this server? It’s like, so texturally pleasurable. You can eat diamond blocks and they taste like cotton candy. And if you eat a creeper, it explodes in your mouth but in a good way. Like, it’s a flavor explosion. And if you eat a golden apple, you turn into a unicorn for 24 hours. It’s wild, man.
So yeah, if you want to join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up. Just be prepared for the chaos and the llamas. Trust me, it’s worth it.