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Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 5600 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 34 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
Mines Excavated: | 2535 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 | Wilderness Tamed: | 16 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 13 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
And the food on this server? It’s like, so texturally pleasurable. You can eat diamond blocks and they taste like cotton candy. And if you eat a creeper, it explodes in your mouth but in a good way. Like, it’s a flavor explosion. And if you eat a golden apple, you turn into a unicorn for 24 hours. It’s wild, man.
So yeah, if you want to join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up. Just be prepared for the chaos and the llamas. Trust me, it’s worth it.