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Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 5969 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 10 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Animals Bred: | 109 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
And the food on this server? It’s like, so texturally pleasurable. You can eat diamond blocks and they taste like cotton candy. And if you eat a creeper, it explodes in your mouth but in a good way. Like, it’s a flavor explosion. And if you eat a golden apple, you turn into a unicorn for 24 hours. It’s wild, man.
So yeah, if you want to join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up. Just be prepared for the chaos and the llamas. Trust me, it’s worth it.