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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 6589 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
Potions Brewed: | 69 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
And the food on this server? It’s like, so texturally pleasurable. You can eat diamond blocks and they taste like cotton candy. And if you eat a creeper, it explodes in your mouth but in a good way. Like, it’s a flavor explosion. And if you eat a golden apple, you turn into a unicorn for 24 hours. It’s wild, man.
So yeah, if you want to join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up. Just be prepared for the chaos and the llamas. Trust me, it’s worth it.