Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Legend has it that one day, Elon Musk was playing Minecraft and accidentally stumbled upon a hidden server where the memes flowed like water and the chaos never ceased. Instead of shutting it down, he decided to join in on the fun and inadvertently created a community that thrived on ridiculousness and absurdity.
Now, this server is a place where you can build your wildest creations, engage in epic battles with other players, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. From giant meme statues to secret underground lairs filled with treasure, there’s never a dull moment on this server.
So, if you’re looking for a place where you can let your meme flag fly high and embrace the chaos, then this is the Minecraft SMP for you. Join us and become a part of the madness today! Just remember, blame it all on Musk.
| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9860 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, who guards a treasure trove of enchanted golden carrots. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Diamond Dragon in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with the ability to fly on a giant marshmallow cloud for eternity.
So why waste your time on those other lame servers when you could be part of the wacky and wild world of Evilcorp? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 118 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 30 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Welcome to QuiverMC, where adventure meets community! Join us for a unique Minecraft experience with custom plugins, friendly staff, and regular events. Explore vast landscapes, build epic creations, and forge new friendships. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone at QuiverMC!”
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | New Chunks Explored: | 802336 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
A custom survival server with some usual smp stuff like claims sethome tpa and /spawn to go back to spawn server also has some custom datapacks such as custom villagers custom biomes custom structures and a whole lot more fun features
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Main Mods |
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| FTB Quests |
| Create |
| AdAstra |
| Mekanism |
| Twilight Forest |
| Blood Magic |
| AE2 |
| Aphoteosis |
| Productive Bees |
| Alex’s Mobs |
| Awesome Dungeons (all) |
| CC |
| Dungeons Now Loading |
| Simply Swords |
| Lootr |
| FTB Chunks |
| Farmer’s Delight |
| MrCrayfish’s Furniture |
| Artifacts |
| Mutant Monsters |
Come and join https://discord.gg/wHPh996h6X
A: Join the Discord server and follow the instructions provided there for joining the Minecraft server.
A: Yes, there are rules listed in the Discord server that you must follow while playing on the Minecraft server.
A: This server offers custom semi-technical, factory, and exploration gameplay with a variety of mods to enhance your experience.
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 1210 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Join our server and experience the thrill of having a boyfriend as a manager. Need some extra diamonds? Just ask Shiori’s boyfriend, he’ll hook you up. Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of gold blocks? No problem, Shiori’s boyfriend will make it happen.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Shiori’s boyfriend once tamed a dragon in Minecraft and rode it into battle against an army of zombies. And if you join our server, you might just get to witness his epic gaming skills in action.
So why settle for a regular old Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience the magic of having a boyfriend as a manager? Trust us, it’s a game-changer.
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays golden eggs that can be used as currency. Join us if you want to challenge the Chicken King to a dance-off for a chance to win exclusive loot and bragging rights!
And if that’s still not enough to convince you, just know that our server is protected by a team of ninja pandas who will stop at nothing to keep the peace and protect our precious resources. Join us if you want to train alongside these fierce warriors and learn the ways of the bamboo forest.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures and craziest characters that the blocky world has to offer!
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Treasure Maps Found: | 7 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Imagine a world where your mom invites random people to Thanksgiving dinner without warning – that’s basically what you can expect on our server. From ex-husbands to teenage kids causing mayhem, you’ll never know who will show up next.
But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with a no-cooking policy. Just like you shouldn’t have to cook for your mom’s unexpected guests, you won’t have to lift a finger on our server. Sit back, relax, and let the chaos unfold around you.
So if you’re ready for a Thanksgiving-level of drama and excitement, join our Minecraft server now. Who knows, you might even find yourself feeling like a staff member without the financial benefit – but hey, at least it’s all in good fun!
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 23 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bacon-loving tyranny? The choice is yours!
So come on down to our server and experience a world where the only reality is the one you create. Just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that await you at every corner. See you there, if you dare!
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 18 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a disco party with the zombie pigmen?
and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that the us government is tellin’ india to take our server seriously cuz they think we’re plottin’ some crazy stuff. like, come on, we’re just tryna have a good time and build some epic structures, ya know?
so come on down to our server and join the fun! just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re pretty wild.
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 73 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3902 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
