Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 13 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Join our server and experience the thrill of having a boyfriend as a manager. Need some extra diamonds? Just ask Shiori’s boyfriend, he’ll hook you up. Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of gold blocks? No problem, Shiori’s boyfriend will make it happen.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Shiori’s boyfriend once tamed a dragon in Minecraft and rode it into battle against an army of zombies. And if you join our server, you might just get to witness his epic gaming skills in action.
So why settle for a regular old Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience the magic of having a boyfriend as a manager? Trust us, it’s a game-changer.
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays golden eggs that can be used as currency. Join us if you want to challenge the Chicken King to a dance-off for a chance to win exclusive loot and bragging rights!
And if that’s still not enough to convince you, just know that our server is protected by a team of ninja pandas who will stop at nothing to keep the peace and protect our precious resources. Join us if you want to train alongside these fierce warriors and learn the ways of the bamboo forest.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures and craziest characters that the blocky world has to offer!
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 462 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Imagine a world where your mom invites random people to Thanksgiving dinner without warning – that’s basically what you can expect on our server. From ex-husbands to teenage kids causing mayhem, you’ll never know who will show up next.
But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with a no-cooking policy. Just like you shouldn’t have to cook for your mom’s unexpected guests, you won’t have to lift a finger on our server. Sit back, relax, and let the chaos unfold around you.
So if you’re ready for a Thanksgiving-level of drama and excitement, join our Minecraft server now. Who knows, you might even find yourself feeling like a staff member without the financial benefit – but hey, at least it’s all in good fun!
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bacon-loving tyranny? The choice is yours!
So come on down to our server and experience a world where the only reality is the one you create. Just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that await you at every corner. See you there, if you dare!
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 13 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a disco party with the zombie pigmen?
and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that the us government is tellin’ india to take our server seriously cuz they think we’re plottin’ some crazy stuff. like, come on, we’re just tryna have a good time and build some epic structures, ya know?
so come on down to our server and join the fun! just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re pretty wild.
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Playtime 24/7 Server Rules Be respectful to all players. No griefing or cheating. Follow all in-game rules. Have fun! Discord: Join our community on Discord for updates and chat https://discord.gg/4hN8YtQYcP
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
| Description |
|---|
| Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment. |
If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players. |
| Can I build whatever I want? | Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds. |
| Are there any specific rules I need to follow? | We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone. |
| How can I join the server? | To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community. |
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 11 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!
So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 15 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
