Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! We’ve got players with BPD and Autism running around causing all sorts of mayhem. Who knows what kind of crazy antics they’ll get up to next?
With our server, you’ll never be bored again. Whether you’re building a giant roller coaster that defies all laws of physics or engaging in epic battles with your fellow players, there’s always something exciting happening.
So why wait? Join our server now and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard you forget all about your impending doom in the next 5 years!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual office with a 3D printer, tools, cabinets, shelves, and even a VR setup – all without worrying about anyone trying to turn it into a bedroom. No more debates about where to put the queen-sized bed, because in our server, your space is sacred!
We understand the struggle of balancing family gatherings with personal needs, but fear not – in our server, you can host epic virtual parties without sacrificing your precious gaming space. No more compromises, just pure gaming bliss!
So come join us and build to your heart’s content, without ever having to worry about losing your office to a guest room. Who needs a real-life house when you can have the ultimate virtual sanctuary in our Minecraft server? Let the building begin!
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 23 | Crops Grown: | 7213 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Join us for a server where the mobs have taken over and are now running the show. That’s right, you’ll have to negotiate with creepers, make deals with skeletons, and try not to get on the bad side of the Ender Dragon (trust us, you don’t want to know what happens if you do).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Join them if you dare, but be warned – they take their clucking very seriously.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and have you laughing until you cry, come join us! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery – you’re going to need it.
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
| Farms Harvested: | 478 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 24 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Animals Bred: | 97 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 48 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 29 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Videogamedunkey is a popular YouTube content creator known for his comedic video game reviews, gameplay footage, and commentary. With a sarcastic and humorous style, he has amassed a large following for his witty and entertaining videos. His unique take on popular games has garnered him a dedicated fanbase, making him one of the most well-known personalities in the gaming community.
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
NomaiCraft is a survival PVP Server meant for everyone. As there are few rules on this server, we want people to enjoy themselves on this server in whatever play style they prefer. NOTE: You’ll need to join our discord community through our website to get whitelisted on the server.
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
ArcticPvP is a network that provides an amazing and fair gaming experience. With gamemodes like Factions, Practice and kitmap with more to come!
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Mithril Realm is a MineCraft server in which you can create and manage your own city, as well as travel to different locations, defeat bosses and level up. Divide and conquer!
Most importantly, we have an adequate and responsive administration.
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 135 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 12 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure where you can explore a world filled with crazy creatures, mysterious dungeons, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so popular that even ReFantazio is jealous of our success. We have more players than you can count, and our sales are through the roof – who needs Nintendo Switch or Xbox One anyway?
So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness. You won’t regret it, we promise! And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even run into a talking pig who will guide you on your quest for ultimate Minecraft glory. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, he’s been playing for days and can’t get enough of our server. Trust us, this is the place to be for all your Minecraft needs. See you there!
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by the ghost of a fat-tasmic artist from 1979, who roams the land creating hilarious drawings of chubby characters. Legend has it, if you bump the thread enough times, you may even catch a glimpse of the elusive Fat-tasm in action.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to drawing fatties, sharing resources for beginners, and helping each other improve their art skills? Plus, we have a strict no loli/shota policy because let’s face it, everyone hates that.
Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next fat-tasmic artist of our generation!
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 8 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Imagine a world where your uncle is a total badass, like me, and your dad is a total nutjob who got locked up in a looney bin. Oh, and did I mention that your mom is serving life in prison? Yeah, that’s the kind of family dynamic we have here.
But don’t worry, because we have Jacob, the coolest kid on the block. He’s like a Minecraft pro, a sports star, and a STEM genius all rolled into one. Plus, he’s got the best uncle ever (that’s me, in case you didn’t catch on).
Join our server and you’ll be part of a family that’s more dysfunctional than a broken redstone contraption. And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even get to meet Andrew, the long-lost looney bin escapee who’s trying to reconnect with his son. Just be prepared for some serious drama and maybe a few meltdowns along the way.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, we demand respect – and maybe a little bit of sanity too.
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 11 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a group of mischievous players start a prank war that escalates into an all-out TNT explosion extravaganza. And guess what? No one gets mad because it’s all part of the fun!
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Or maybe you fancy yourself a master of disguise and want to troll your friends by pretending to be a harmless sheep until you strike when they least expect it.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let your inner child run wild in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 50 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
