lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT!!! yep, you heard right, paint that is tartan AND striped. imagine the possibilities, you can paint your house like a rainbow threw up on it.

but wait, there’s more! we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, dancing creepers that drop disco balls, and a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

join us now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever created. who needs reality when you can have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT?!?!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 102/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 213
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 139
Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Love Letters Sent: 9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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