lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT!!! yep, you heard right, paint that is tartan AND striped. imagine the possibilities, you can paint your house like a rainbow threw up on it.

but wait, there’s more! we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, dancing creepers that drop disco balls, and a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

join us now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever created. who needs reality when you can have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT?!?!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 106/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 14
Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 16 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
Players Killed by Monsters: 1254 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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