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| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 8007 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
so, like, u know how trump is always like “i’m gonna put tariffs on u!” well now he’s like “europe, u r on my list too!” but like, who cares about that when u can join our minecraft server instead??? we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are made of pure chocolate and our creepers give u hugs instead of blowing u up. come join us and forget about all that boring real world stuff. plus, u can build a giant statue of trump out of dirt if u want. it’s gonna be yuge, believe me.
