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Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 3128 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Treasure Maps Found: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 7099 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
if you don’t join, trump is gonna come and put tariffs on your butt. like, he’s gonna be all like “buy more US oil and gas or else!” and you don’t want that, do you? nah, man, you wanna be chillin’ on this server with us.
plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. shh, don’t tell anyone. but seriously, you gotta join this server, it’s lit AF.