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Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 3337 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 7022 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
Void Gems Collected: | 40 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
if you don’t join, trump is gonna come and put tariffs on your butt. like, he’s gonna be all like “buy more US oil and gas or else!” and you don’t want that, do you? nah, man, you wanna be chillin’ on this server with us.
plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. shh, don’t tell anyone. but seriously, you gotta join this server, it’s lit AF.