Tapioca is the Worst Minecraft SMP Food | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Cracked Morning Minecraft SMP

Bonding, Casual, chilling, cold ones, Cracked, Friends, Fun, Gaming, gaming session, Hangout, Horror, Jahy, Minecraft, morning, Relaxing, remake, silent hill 2, smp, survival horror, video games, weekend vibes

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the perfect SMP for you! Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself in a world where pigs ride on top of chickens and creepers wear top hats.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jahy, who is known for cracking cold ones and dominating in PvP battles. Rumor has it that if you can beat Jahy in a duel, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a Silent Hill 2 remake where you can explore haunted mineshafts and battle zombie nurses. Just be sure to bring your diamond sword and golden apples, because things can get pretty spooky down there.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild SMP today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Emeralds Found:	4601
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Towns Built:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

LootLifters Minecraft Server

aisle traffic, aita, Assistance, Australian mateship, Congestion, cultural expectations, ENTITLEMENT, Flight, Hospitality, lack of gratitude, lady, LootLifters, luggage, Minecraft, not assisting, overhead compartment, queue cutting, retrieve, rude behavior, Server, staff assistance

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with entitled passengers like that lady on the plane? Join our server and escape the drama of real life! We promise no one will click their fingers in your face demanding help, interrupt your games, or turn on the lights while you’re sleeping. Plus, our community is full of friendly players who actually say thank you and smile – what a concept! Say goodbye to entitled passengers and hello to a world of fun and laughter on our server. Join now and experience the true meaning of mateship in Australia (without the entitlement)!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

BFFBridesmaidDrama

ASD, bbq, Best Friend, BFFBridesmaidDrama, blue hair, Bridesmaid, Bridesmaids, Confrontation, cousins, ENGAGEMENT, friendship, girly girls, Kids, News, piercings, Planning, Pregnant, Secrets, tattoos, Wedding, wedding dress shopping

🌟🎉 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Well, look no further than our server! Join now for the chance to experience the ultimate betrayal and heartbreak – just like in this wild story! 🤯💔

Imagine logging on to find out your best friend in-game has teamed up with your worst enemy to build a secret base… without you! 😱 But don’t worry, there’s plenty of drama to go around – from stolen diamonds to secret alliances, this server has it all! 💎🤫

And if you’re worried about fitting in with the other players, don’t be! We welcome all players, whether you’re a “girly girl” or a rebel with blue hair, piercings, and tattoos. Embrace your uniqueness and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other! 🌈🎮

So come on, join our server and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions, friendships, and maybe even a little bit of wedding drama – who knows what surprises await you in this crazy world! 🎢💍 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

AnxietyCraft SMP

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping mechanisms, Deep Breathing, emotional well being, Exercise, holistic approaches, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, self-care, smp, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

Are creepers giving you anxiety? Is the fear of falling into lava keeping you up at night? Join our Minecraft SMP and leave all your worries behind! Our server is like a virtual therapy session, where you can mine away your stress and build your way to inner peace. Plus, our resident therapist, Dr. Enderman, is always available for counseling sessions in the Nether. So come join us and let’s craft away those anxious thoughts together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Emeralds Found:	818
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

YumBitsGrossBits

Appetite, culinary delights, culinary enjoyment, culinary experiences., culinary pleasures, culinary satisfaction, eating habits, flavor balance, food enjoyment, food portions, food preferences, food quantities, Gastronomy, gross in large quantities, indulgence, Moderation, portion control, small portions, taste buds, taste testing, YumBitsGrossBits

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the food is as wild as our players! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of eating cake in tiny, bite-sized pieces but running for your life when faced with a giant, towering cake that threatens to devour you whole! Our server is full of surprises, just like that time when a player accidentally ate a whole stack of raw chicken and turned into a chicken-human hybrid. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and see what crazy food adventures await you!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mines Excavated:	3031
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	18

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

HanKangLitCraft Server

2024.., acclaimed writer, Author, award, Han Kang, HanKangLitCraft, international recognition, Korean author, Korean literature, literary achievement, literary excellence, literary honor, Literary world, Literature, Nobel laureate, Nobel Prize, Novelist, prestigious award, Server, south korea, South Korean, winner

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where we all pretend we’re living in a world where South Korean author Han Kang won the Nobel prize in literature in 2024? Yeah, I know, it’s like totally bonkers but hear me out – on this server, we all have to write our messages in the chat using only quotes from her books! And if you don’t, you get banished to the nether realm where you have to fight off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot! Trust me, it’s a wild ride and you won’t wanna miss out on all the wacky adventures that await you on this server. So come join us and let’s get literary in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ores Mined:	4890	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

LebCraft: Prez Hunt & Block Push!

BLOCK, foreign relations, government installation, hezbollah, Hezbollah influence, Hezbollah opposition, hunt, Lebanese government, Lebanese leadership, Lebanese politics, Lebanese president, Lebanese sovereignty, Lebanon crisis, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, political instability, political interference, political manipulation, prez, push, regional tensions, US, us foreign policy, US influence, US intervention

so, like, this server is like the best thing since sliced bread, dude. we got, like, a bunch of crazy stuff happening all the time. like, one time, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a pack of angry wolves. it was, like, totally insane, man.

and, like, if you join our server, you can, like, become the king of the land and rule over all the other players. you can build, like, the biggest castle ever and show off to all your friends. it’s, like, the ultimate power trip, bro.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps? yeah, dude, it’s, like, straight out of a movie. you gotta be, like, super sneaky to get through it without getting wrecked.

so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join our server, dude? it’s, like, the most epic adventure you’ll ever have in Minecraft. come join us and let’s have some crazy fun together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Emeralds Found:	1361
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SmileCraft: Face-to-Face Fun

behavioral science, Body language, communication studies, emotional connection, emotional expression, face to face, FACETOFACE, Fun, human interaction, interpersonal relationships, mutual response, nonverbal communication, positive interactions, Psychology, real-life conversations, Relationship Building, smilecraft, smiling, social behavior, social cues, social dynamics, social interactions, social psychology

so, liek, u wanna join dis amaze-balls minecraft server cuz it’s, like, totally gonna make u smile so much dat u gonna make all da friends in da world. researchers, like, totally measured how much u smile in real-life convos and found out dat it, like, makes people, like, respond back more and stuff. so, like, join dis server and smile ur way to friendship and, like, total domination. u won’t regret it, bro.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magic Items Found:	7478	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Romania Dreams Minecraft Server

Adventure, Beautiful landscapes, blockquotepRomania, Culture Shock, discovering the unknown., dracula, dreams, eastern europe, European Vacation, Exploring, folklore, foreign country, Minecraft, Mysterious, New Day, Off the beaten path, Romania, Serverpblockquote, Traditional, Transylvania, travel, unexpected, unique experience, waking up

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the spawn point is in Romania for some reason! Join us for a wild adventure as you navigate through the rugged terrain of Transylvania, avoiding vampire mobs and dodging garlic projectiles.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by Dracula himself. Dance the night away with creepers and zombies while sipping on potions of invisibility.

If you’re feeling brave, you can even try your luck at the Romanian Roulette mini-game, where the stakes are high and the rewards are… well, nonexistent.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness of Minecraft in Romania!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Astral Projections Made:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Minecraft SMP – /flg/ – F-List General

Archive, character profiles, chat client, Depravity, Eicon search tool, F-List, F-List community, favorite color, fetishes, flg, FList, Forums, general, kinks, Minecraft, Partners, profile image search, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, shitposting aid, site drama, smp, Tierlists, webchat

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take erotic roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us for some blocky fun as we create character profiles and find like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with. Our webchat is perfect for some textual roleplaying, and our group forums have more kinks and depravity than you can shake a stick at.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you build a giant statue of a banana wearing a top hat while roleplaying as a sexy zombie pirate? Or maybe you want to reenact the Battle of Thermopylae with a twist – all the Spartans are actually unicorns in disguise! The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of Minecraft madness.

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite color in the process!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Animals Bred:	117
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

InventFailz – Minecraft SMP

blunder, catastrophe, cautionary tale, Civilization, Disaster, Downfall, error, Failure, hindsight, History, human invention, innovation, InventFailz, Minecraft, misguided, mistake, progress, regret, Regrettable, smp, Technology, Warning, worst invention

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find out the answer to this burning question! Our server is home to the most chaotic and ridiculous inventions you’ll ever see. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, we’ve got it all! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lab where players are trying to create a potion that turns everything into cake. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that is our server!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	22

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

NeverlandCraft

Adventure, countries I won’t revisit, Country, culture, decision, Destination, Experience, Explore, Foreign, long tail: places I won’t return to, Memories, never again, NeverlandCraft, passport, regret, Revisit, tourism, travel, travel destinations I regret visiting, vacation, Wanderlust

Remember that one time you accidentally stumbled into a country filled with killer bunnies and exploding sheep? Yeah, never going back there again. But hey, if you’re looking for a wild adventure without the risk of getting blown up by fluffy animals, then you should definitely join our Minecraft server!

We’ve got a land so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to fly over it. Our server is like a magical wonderland where pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs) and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not literally, but we do have some pretty sweet loot).

So if you’re tired of boring old countries and want to explore a world where anything is possible, join our server now! Who knows, you might even run into a talking cow or a dancing creeper. Just don’t ask them for directions, they’re terrible at navigation.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Divine Spears Created:	17	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftyBrains – Tap into the collective genius

ai, artificial brain, Artificial Intelligence, Collective, CraftyBrains, economic structures, emergent property, GENIUS, Humanity, INDIVIDUALS, innovation, recorded human knowledge, Resources, richest companies, Tap, Technology, wealth

come join our minecraft server where our players are actually artificial brains created by the richest companies and individuals in the world! we have the entirety of recorded human knowledge at our fingertips, so you know our builds are gonna be epic! economic structures have led us to this point, so why not embrace the inevitable and join us in this crazy adventure?

imagine mining with a brain that has all the answers, or battling mobs with a brain that can outsmart them at every turn. the possibilities are endless on our server, where AI reigns supreme and humanity takes a backseat.

so come on, join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft server you’ve ever seen. who needs regular players when you can have artificial brains running the show? it’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for a truly mind-blowing experience!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Emeralds Found:	1204	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

ADHD Squad: SSRIs & Methylphenidate

adhd, Adults, adverse events, cohort study, combined therapy, comorbid depression, Effectiveness, findings, long-term outcomes, medication, mental health, methylphenidate, neurology, pharmaceuticals, Psychiatry, research, Risk, Safety, squad, SSRIs, Treatment

come join our epic minecraft server where we have 17,234 players with ADHD but don’t worry, we give them all the SSRIs and methylphenidate they need to keep the party going! no risk of adverse events here, just pure chaotic fun! build, mine, and battle your way through our wacky world where anything is possible. join now and become part of the most insane community in minecraft history!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

LMAO Minecraft Server: Skip ENreco, Play JP GTA RP!

7d2d, Daily, en, ENReco, Entertainment, everyday, funny, Gaming, Gaming Community, grand theft auto, GTA, humor, japanese, JP gta RP, lmao, Minecraft, ONLINE, Play, Played, Roleplaying, Server, Skip, skipped, skipping, video games

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your gaming habits? Look no further, because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a virtual world! We’ve got players who skip 90% of the game content like it’s no big deal, just casually cruising through like they own the place. And forget about boring old English servers, we’ve got players who are so dedicated to their Japanese GTA RP that they practically live in the game. Plus, who needs to play in English when you can skip the entire EN 7d2d server and still have a blast on ours? Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – just don’t forget to buckle up, because things are about to get insane!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2