join our server for the most mind-numbingly bland experience ever. u won’t find any interesting perspectives or unique voices here. just the same old tired tropes and stereotypes. sounds fun, right?
come on over and see for yourself why banning books is the new trend in minecraft servers. who needs imagination when u can just stick to the same old, same old? it’s gonna be a blast! or not. but hey, at least u won’t have to think too hard.
| Server Information | |
|---|---|
| SMP Version | Beta 1.2 |
| Updates | Progressive |
| Join Us | Experience old Minecraft |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What version is the SMP running on? | It is running on Beta 1.2 and will update over time. |
| Is it Minecraft Java Edition? | Yes, it is Minecraft Java Edition. |
| How can I join as a premium player? | You can join via the Betacraft Proxy. |
Join us and experience the power of the keys to the kingdom of heaven, just like Peter did! Build your virtual church on the rock and watch as the gates of hell tremble before you. Bind and loose things on earth and see them bound and loosed in heaven – it’s like magic, but better!
Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to convert to Catholicism in the most epic way possible. Join our Minecraft server now and let the spirit of Jesus guide you to victory!
Join us on our server where the pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs) and the creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our community is so welcoming that even the Ender Dragon has joined our Discord server for some friendly banter.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts where you can win diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet llama named Larry. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for, Larry wished for a bigger hat and now he can’t fit through doorways).
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride of epic proportions. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky chickens, they’re plotting world domination one egg at a time.
Are you tired of dealing with financial surprises from your spouse? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only surprises are hidden treasure chests and secret dungeons! No more unexpected credit card bills for PS5s or GameStop shopping sprees – just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky paradise.
Our server is a safe haven for those who value teamwork and communication, unlike some people we know cough OP’s husband cough. Build, mine, and explore with like-minded players who understand the importance of making decisions together as a family (of gamers, that is).
And hey, if you ever need a break from the chaos of real life, just log on and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is deciding which enchanted sword to wield. So come join us and leave the financial woes behind – because let’s face it, who needs a GameStop credit card when you can trade diamonds with villagers?
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. Explore our custom-built world where you’ll encounter giant mutant bunnies, mischievous leprechauns, and even a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Carrot of Truth, rumored to grant wishes and unlock hidden powers. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate ruler of our wacky Minecraft universe?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a journey like no other. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. The Easter Bunny may not exist, but the insanity on our server sure does!
imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly finding yourself in a kitchen, surrounded by giant bowls and plates that are constantly morphing into each other. it’s like a trippy acid trip, but in minecraft.
we have players who have mastered the art of cooking in the game, creating dishes that can actually heal you and give you superpowers. want to fly like superman? just eat a bowl of spaghetti made by our resident chef, Chef Boyardee.
our server is also home to the legendary Bowl-Plate War, where players must choose sides and fight for the honor of their chosen kitchenware. will you be a loyal bowl warrior or a fierce plate defender? the choice is yours.
so come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. who knew that a simple bowl could hold so much power?
| Server IP | play.minedhype.com |
|---|---|
| Website | https://minedhype.com |
| Location | Las Vegas, Nevada (US WEST) |
| Server Hosted by | PUBCS.com |
| Java Version | 1.21 |
| Bedrock Version | 1.20.80 – 1.21.2 |
| New Build Gallery | https://minedhype.com/builds (1810 pictures) |
Friendly long-term public survival server (No P2W) that has been around for over 5 years since we started our world in Minecraft 1.14, with over 16,100+ unique players ever joined, mostly vanilla, grief protection, no whitelist, no pay-2-win, & no economy plugin! Bedrock & Java Cross-Play! Long-term Overworld & Nether with claims enabled, both worlds will never be reset! No set world border or spawn, players are spread out all over the world randomly! Use /rtp to randomly teleport in range of 50k blocks from center spawn point & find a comfy location to set a /home! Grief is allowed if the area is NOT claimed! CoreProtect is also used to help protect the server. Public shopping district area where anyone can apply to have a shop, type /tpshop to teleport there!
Connect to Server IP: play.minedhype.com (Default ports for both Bedrock(19132) & Java(25565)) Server Info/Rules: https://minedhype.com/minecraft Discord: https://discord.gg/Sb4dkkT Shopping District: https://minedhype.com/shops Player Statistics: https://stats.minedhype.com Build Gallery: https://minedhype.com/builds
Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock versions.
No, there is no whitelist. You can join directly using the server IP.
No, the server is free from any pay-to-win features.
Yes, anyone can apply to have a shop in the public shopping district. Use the /tpshop command to teleport there.
You can claim your area using the claim system provided on the server. Griefing is only allowed in areas that are not claimed.
Our in-game events are crazier than a pig riding a spider! From synchronized chicken dances to intense sheep shearing competitions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on our meetups – last week, we had a meetup on top of a giant floating ship where players battled it out in a game of “Capture the Ender Dragon”!
But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll also get access to exclusive Twitch viewer rewards, including a pet llama that farts rainbows and a potion that turns you into a block of cheese for 24 hours. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons)!