Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got 500 elite Afghan soldiers who fought off them Taliban baddies settlin’ in Britain! like, imagine the stories they gonna tell around the campfire while buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ off creepers. Plus, they got mad skills so you know they gonna be bossin’ it in PVP battles. Come join the fun and be part of this epic adventure, fam!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 99/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 26 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17
Dragon Eggs Found: 7085 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
Astral Staffs Crafted: 17 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

New Minecraft Servers

  • GrownUpGamer Minecraft SMP

    GrownUpGamer Minecraft SMP
    Remember that time you accidentally set your house on fire in Minecraft because you thought lava would make a cool fireplace? Yeah, that was the moment you knew you were no longer a child. But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace your inner child and encourage you to make even more questionable decisions.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less awkward family dinners. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and take your Minecraft skills to the next level, come join us and see just how far you can push the boundaries of sanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Gods Slained: 0
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 451
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Enchantments Applied: 141

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • TalentlessButCool

    TalentlessButCool
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

    Join us if you want to showcase your not-so-useful talents like juggling chickens, speaking in reverse, or reciting the alphabet backward while doing a handstand. We embrace all the weird and wonderful talents that make you, well, you!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with our feathered friends in ways you never thought possible. Rumor has it that the chickens even help you mine diamonds if you can impress them with your best chicken impression.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let your freak flag fly high as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama grooming or underwater basket weaving along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the laughs you’ll have on our server!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Dragon Eggs Found: 7823
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks

    Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks
    So like, yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got da most lit adventures eva! Like, imagine walkin’ in da game, right? But instead of just walkin’ straight, u gotta take mad stops along da way to burn dem calories! It’s like a workout in da game, fam!

    So like, u start walkin’ and den u gotta stop and do some crazy challenges to keep goin’. Like, maybe u gotta fight off a horde of zombie pigs or build a tower of llamas to reach da next level. It’s like a boot camp in da Minecraft world, but way more fun!

    And get dis, u gotta use more energy to start walkin’ again after each stop, so u burn even more calories! It’s like a never-ending cycle of exercise and adventure, all in one epic server. So come join us and get ready to sweat in da most epic way possible!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Emeralds Found: 5159 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 41 Runes Activated: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TerraCrafts Survival

    TerraCrafts Survival

    Welcome to TerraCrafts! Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com Game: Minecraft Java Dive into a world of adventure, exploration, and survival in TerraCrafts, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Whether you’re a builder, an adventurer, or a fighter, our server has something for everyone. Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7395 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
    Divine Scrolls Written: 18 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Tophat

    Tophat

    Welcome to Tophat Minecraft Server!

    Join our vibrant community and experience thrilling gameplay in a unique BoxPvP environment! Whether you’re a veteran combatant or just starting your adventure, Tophat offers a dynamic arena where strategy and skill come together for epic battles.

    Features: – BoxPvP Arena: Engage in fast-paced, action-packed matches where only the best emerge victorious.

    – Tournaments: Participate in exciting tournaments with fantastic prizes and prove your worth against the best players.

    – Community Events: Join in on our fun community events for a chance to win exclusive rewards and meet fellow players.

    – Cross-Version Support: Play seamlessly across versions 1.8x-1.21x (with 1.20.1 as the main version).

    Connect now at tophat.mysrv.us and become part of the Tophat members! Join our Discord server for the latest updates, announcements, and others

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Star Shards Collected: 60
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 19
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 446
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 8 Cursed Statues Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Tribe Thread Minecraft Server

    Tribe Thread Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a unique feature called “cock tribute requests and saves”! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is home to the most epic and majestic cock statues you will ever see in Minecraft. Players can request their very own cock tribute to be built in their honor, or save their favorite cock creations for future generations to admire.

    2. We have a secret underground cock fighting arena where players can battle it out with their feathered friends in intense PvP matches. The winner gets to claim the title of Cock Champion and earn exclusive rewards.

    3. Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a giant cock who roams the land, terrorizing players who dare to challenge its might. Will you be brave enough to face this legendary creature and claim its treasure?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Meteorite Armor Created: 24 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 61
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • makes you mad < Minecraft SMP

    makes you mad < Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is turned up to 11!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a special plugin that randomly makes you mad for no reason at all! One minute you’ll be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’ll be throwing your pickaxe at a zombie for stealing your lunch money. It’s chaos at its finest!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those angry chickens!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Dragon Scales Harvested: 208
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 32
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KickOutCraft

    KickOutCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world!

    Join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy stories, just like the time when a player’s sister-in-law kicked them out of their house in the game for no reason at all! Can you believe it? It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

    Build your own virtual house, take care of virtual kids, and deal with virtual gasslighting from other players. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and intense? But hey, that’s what makes our server so unique and entertaining!

    So, if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises, drama, and unexpected twists, then look no further. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself! Just remember, what happens in our Minecraft world stays in our Minecraft world. 😉

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Farms Harvested: 763 Chimeras Created: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RedstoneRevolution – Minecraft SMP

    RedstoneRevolution – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness the power of the almighty Potato Cannon, a creation so revolutionary that it has single-handedly changed the course of history in our server.

    Picture this: a group of players armed with nothing but potatoes and a dream, coming together to build the ultimate weapon of mass destruction. The Potato Cannon has the ability to launch potatoes at lightning speed, causing chaos and destruction wherever it goes.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens. Together, they fight off hordes of evil mobs and protect our precious potato crops at all costs.

    So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness the power of the Potato Cannon and ride into battle on a giant chicken? Join us now and become a part of the most ridiculous and entertaining server in the Minecraft universe!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 27 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 49 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PixelPeenPraise

    PixelPeenPraise
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

    Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

    So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 30
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 8
    Star Shards Collected: 244 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 19
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PentagonCraft – No Arms Embargo!

    PentagonCraft – No Arms Embargo!
    yo yo yo, listen up fam! u gotta join this lit minecraft server cuz it’s so freakin’ epic, like seriously bro.

    imagine this, right, you spawn in and you’re greeted by a freakin’ talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives you quests to go on epic adventures. like, one time he asked me to find the legendary diamond sword of doom and i had to battle a horde of evil chickens to get it.

    and get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can team up with other players to take on the evil Ender Dragon. but watch out, cuz there’s a rumor that the dragon is actually controlled by a group of evil llamas who want to take over the server.

    oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden disco party room where you can dance the night away with your friends? it’s like the coolest thing ever, trust me.

    so come join us on this insane minecraft server, where anything is possible and the fun never stops. trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 373 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Alien Abductions: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Westera SMP

    Westera SMP

    Saddle up and dive into Westera, a Western-themed SMP server that blends classic survival gameplay with immersive mechanics tailored just for you.

    Our True West Survival mode keeps things authentic, offering a fully unaltered Minecraft experience – even the chat stays true to vanilla roots. But this isn’t just your average survival world; it’s a competitive wilderness where seasoned pioneers are eager to share their knowledge and get you on your way to mastering the frontier.

    Grab your hat, round up your friends, and join the adventure—there’s a whole frontier waiting to be claimed!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 429
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Magic Crystals Found: 13 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • WildGrief » Griefing, Anarchy, Best anti-cheat server for Minecraft

    WildGrief » Griefing, Anarchy, Best anti-cheat server for Minecraft

    WILDGRIEF ✔ ___________________________________________ IP: mc.WildGrief.me Donate: https://WildGrief.me/ Available versions: [1.16.X – 1.20.X] Recommended version: [1.16.5] The world is at your feet ➩ Survival ➩ Griefersky ➩ Sky PVP ➥ Private and unique plugins ➥ Smartphone with different games ➥ Fun and friendly players ➥ No lags on weak PCs ➥ Many modes ➥ Free donation ➥ Large online ➥ No lags ➥ Best Anti-Cheat ✔ MineCraft reference server. ___________________________________________

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ores Mined: 5302 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Enchantments Applied: 249 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 20 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Get ready to craft ‘n’ laugh on the TerraFirmaCraft Server! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers! v1.20.1

    Get ready to craft ‘n’ laugh on the TerraFirmaCraft Server! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers! v1.20.1

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name TerraFirmaGreg
    Modpack TerraFirmaGreg Modpack
    Claimed Chunks 50 per player
    Force Loaded Chunks 3 per player
    Discord https://ds.leafxp.net

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. What is the modpack for this server?

    The modpack for this server is TerraFirmaGreg, which combines TerraFirmaCraft and GregTech to create a realistic and challenging gameplay experience in Minecraft.

    2. How many claimed chunks do players get?

    Each player is allotted 50 claimed chunks on the server to prevent griefing.

    3. Is the server up 24/7?

    Yes, the server is up 24/7 and has backups with a script in case of a crash to ensure minimal downtime.

    4. Are there any specific playstyles encouraged on the server?

    All playstyles are welcome on the server, from builders to traders to adventurers. The community is open to diverse gameplay styles.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 72
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Potions Brewed: 24
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Crafty Nations Minecraft Server

    Crafty Nations Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of living in boring old countries with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the best country in the world! Why, you ask? Because we have flying pigs as our national animal and our national sport is llama racing! Our president is a talking cat named Sir Meowsalot who wears a top hat and monocle. Plus, our currency is made out of diamonds and emeralds because why not? Join our server and experience the wackiest country in the world!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 49 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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