Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got 500 elite Afghan soldiers who fought off them Taliban baddies settlin’ in Britain! like, imagine the stories they gonna tell around the campfire while buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ off creepers. Plus, they got mad skills so you know they gonna be bossin’ it in PVP battles. Come join the fun and be part of this epic adventure, fam!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 110/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 24 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
Mineshafts Explored: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

New Minecraft Servers

  • GrownUpGamer Minecraft SMP

    GrownUpGamer Minecraft SMP
    Remember that time you accidentally set your house on fire in Minecraft because you thought lava would make a cool fireplace? Yeah, that was the moment you knew you were no longer a child. But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace your inner child and encourage you to make even more questionable decisions.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less awkward family dinners. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and take your Minecraft skills to the next level, come join us and see just how far you can push the boundaries of sanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8124 Vanishing Structures Built: 4

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TalentlessButCool

    TalentlessButCool
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

    Join us if you want to showcase your not-so-useful talents like juggling chickens, speaking in reverse, or reciting the alphabet backward while doing a handstand. We embrace all the weird and wonderful talents that make you, well, you!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with our feathered friends in ways you never thought possible. Rumor has it that the chickens even help you mine diamonds if you can impress them with your best chicken impression.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let your freak flag fly high as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama grooming or underwater basket weaving along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the laughs you’ll have on our server!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Divine Spears Created: 20
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks

    Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks
    So like, yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got da most lit adventures eva! Like, imagine walkin’ in da game, right? But instead of just walkin’ straight, u gotta take mad stops along da way to burn dem calories! It’s like a workout in da game, fam!

    So like, u start walkin’ and den u gotta stop and do some crazy challenges to keep goin’. Like, maybe u gotta fight off a horde of zombie pigs or build a tower of llamas to reach da next level. It’s like a boot camp in da Minecraft world, but way more fun!

    And get dis, u gotta use more energy to start walkin’ again after each stop, so u burn even more calories! It’s like a never-ending cycle of exercise and adventure, all in one epic server. So come join us and get ready to sweat in da most epic way possible!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Buildings Constructed: 29
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 25
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 34

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TerraCrafts Survival

    TerraCrafts Survival

    Welcome to TerraCrafts! Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com Game: Minecraft Java Dive into a world of adventure, exploration, and survival in TerraCrafts, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Whether you’re a builder, an adventurer, or a fighter, our server has something for everyone. Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 49
    Towns Built: 9 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Runes Activated: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Tophat

    Tophat

    Welcome to Tophat Minecraft Server!

    Join our vibrant community and experience thrilling gameplay in a unique BoxPvP environment! Whether you’re a veteran combatant or just starting your adventure, Tophat offers a dynamic arena where strategy and skill come together for epic battles.

    Features: – BoxPvP Arena: Engage in fast-paced, action-packed matches where only the best emerge victorious.

    – Tournaments: Participate in exciting tournaments with fantastic prizes and prove your worth against the best players.

    – Community Events: Join in on our fun community events for a chance to win exclusive rewards and meet fellow players.

    – Cross-Version Support: Play seamlessly across versions 1.8x-1.21x (with 1.20.1 as the main version).

    Connect now at tophat.mysrv.us and become part of the Tophat members! Join our Discord server for the latest updates, announcements, and others

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 18
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Glorious Feasts Held: 12
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Runes Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Tribe Thread Minecraft Server

    Tribe Thread Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a unique feature called “cock tribute requests and saves”! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is home to the most epic and majestic cock statues you will ever see in Minecraft. Players can request their very own cock tribute to be built in their honor, or save their favorite cock creations for future generations to admire.

    2. We have a secret underground cock fighting arena where players can battle it out with their feathered friends in intense PvP matches. The winner gets to claim the title of Cock Champion and earn exclusive rewards.

    3. Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a giant cock who roams the land, terrorizing players who dare to challenge its might. Will you be brave enough to face this legendary creature and claim its treasure?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 11
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • makes you mad < Minecraft SMP

    makes you mad < Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is turned up to 11!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a special plugin that randomly makes you mad for no reason at all! One minute you’ll be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’ll be throwing your pickaxe at a zombie for stealing your lunch money. It’s chaos at its finest!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those angry chickens!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Alien Abductions: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KickOutCraft

    KickOutCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world!

    Join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy stories, just like the time when a player’s sister-in-law kicked them out of their house in the game for no reason at all! Can you believe it? It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

    Build your own virtual house, take care of virtual kids, and deal with virtual gasslighting from other players. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and intense? But hey, that’s what makes our server so unique and entertaining!

    So, if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises, drama, and unexpected twists, then look no further. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself! Just remember, what happens in our Minecraft world stays in our Minecraft world. 😉

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Epic Quests Completed: 30 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 82135 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RedstoneRevolution – Minecraft SMP

    RedstoneRevolution – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness the power of the almighty Potato Cannon, a creation so revolutionary that it has single-handedly changed the course of history in our server.

    Picture this: a group of players armed with nothing but potatoes and a dream, coming together to build the ultimate weapon of mass destruction. The Potato Cannon has the ability to launch potatoes at lightning speed, causing chaos and destruction wherever it goes.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens. Together, they fight off hordes of evil mobs and protect our precious potato crops at all costs.

    So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness the power of the Potato Cannon and ride into battle on a giant chicken? Join us now and become a part of the most ridiculous and entertaining server in the Minecraft universe!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Runes Activated: 8 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 23
    Zombie Dances: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 6
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PixelPeenPraise

    PixelPeenPraise
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

    Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

    So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 22 Arcane Towers Raised: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PentagonCraft – No Arms Embargo!

    PentagonCraft – No Arms Embargo!
    yo yo yo, listen up fam! u gotta join this lit minecraft server cuz it’s so freakin’ epic, like seriously bro.

    imagine this, right, you spawn in and you’re greeted by a freakin’ talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives you quests to go on epic adventures. like, one time he asked me to find the legendary diamond sword of doom and i had to battle a horde of evil chickens to get it.

    and get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can team up with other players to take on the evil Ender Dragon. but watch out, cuz there’s a rumor that the dragon is actually controlled by a group of evil llamas who want to take over the server.

    oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden disco party room where you can dance the night away with your friends? it’s like the coolest thing ever, trust me.

    so come join us on this insane minecraft server, where anything is possible and the fun never stops. trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 11
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 32
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 17
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Westera SMP

    Westera SMP

    Saddle up and dive into Westera, a Western-themed SMP server that blends classic survival gameplay with immersive mechanics tailored just for you.

    Our True West Survival mode keeps things authentic, offering a fully unaltered Minecraft experience – even the chat stays true to vanilla roots. But this isn’t just your average survival world; it’s a competitive wilderness where seasoned pioneers are eager to share their knowledge and get you on your way to mastering the frontier.

    Grab your hat, round up your friends, and join the adventure—there’s a whole frontier waiting to be claimed!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 18 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Animals Bred: 192
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Epic Weapons Forged: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • WildGrief » Griefing, Anarchy, Best anti-cheat server for Minecraft

    WildGrief » Griefing, Anarchy, Best anti-cheat server for Minecraft

    WILDGRIEF ✔ ___________________________________________ IP: mc.WildGrief.me Donate: https://WildGrief.me/ Available versions: [1.16.X – 1.20.X] Recommended version: [1.16.5] The world is at your feet ➩ Survival ➩ Griefersky ➩ Sky PVP ➥ Private and unique plugins ➥ Smartphone with different games ➥ Fun and friendly players ➥ No lags on weak PCs ➥ Many modes ➥ Free donation ➥ Large online ➥ No lags ➥ Best Anti-Cheat ✔ MineCraft reference server. ___________________________________________

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Get ready to craft ‘n’ laugh on the TerraFirmaCraft Server! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers! v1.20.1

    Get ready to craft ‘n’ laugh on the TerraFirmaCraft Server! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers! v1.20.1

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name TerraFirmaGreg
    Modpack TerraFirmaGreg Modpack
    Claimed Chunks 50 per player
    Force Loaded Chunks 3 per player
    Discord https://ds.leafxp.net

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. What is the modpack for this server?

    The modpack for this server is TerraFirmaGreg, which combines TerraFirmaCraft and GregTech to create a realistic and challenging gameplay experience in Minecraft.

    2. How many claimed chunks do players get?

    Each player is allotted 50 claimed chunks on the server to prevent griefing.

    3. Is the server up 24/7?

    Yes, the server is up 24/7 and has backups with a script in case of a crash to ensure minimal downtime.

    4. Are there any specific playstyles encouraged on the server?

    All playstyles are welcome on the server, from builders to traders to adventurers. The community is open to diverse gameplay styles.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Crafty Nations Minecraft Server

    Crafty Nations Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of living in boring old countries with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the best country in the world! Why, you ask? Because we have flying pigs as our national animal and our national sport is llama racing! Our president is a talking cat named Sir Meowsalot who wears a top hat and monocle. Plus, our currency is made out of diamonds and emeralds because why not? Join our server and experience the wackiest country in the world!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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