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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 94/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
Zombie Dances: 10 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6
Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 26

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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