Talk to me now I’m older Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Need a break from the real world? Join us for some virtual fun and shenanigans.

Picture this: Friday nights filled with forties and parties, all in the comfort of your own blocky world. Your friends are away, your parents are out of town – it’s the perfect time to escape reality and dive into the madness of our server.

12:51 is the time to log on and let loose. Let your voice be heard as you build, explore, and conquer the virtual landscape. Kiss your worries goodbye and embrace the chaos of our community.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Who needs real life when you can have this much fun in the digital realm? Let’s get building, mining, and causing mayhem together!

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Cute Minecraft SMP Girl

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is a total snooze fest? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time.

Picture this: a server where the mobs are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for rotten flesh. Where the villagers throw epic raves every Saturday night and the Ender Dragon is just misunderstood and wants to be your BFF.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy that even Herobrine himself can’t resist popping in for a visit. And did we mention that the Nether is actually a tropical beach paradise complete with lava water slides?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. And remember, age is just a number – especially when you’re battling zombie pigmen with a group of senior citizens who are surprisingly good with a bow and arrow.

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The Older I Get More I Realize I That Cutting Corners, Lying… Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where cheating is not only encouraged, it’s practically mandatory! Forget about playing fair and square, here we believe in taking every shortcut possible to get ahead.

Need to build a massive castle in record time? Just use some creative mode hacks, no one will judge you here! Want to outshine your fellow players in PvP battles? Go ahead and use those OP weapons you secretly crafted in your secret underground base.

Join us and experience the thrill of getting away with all your sneaky tactics. Who needs hard work and dedication when you can just cheat your way to the top? Plus, rumor has it that the admin is actually a master hacker who can help you bend the rules even further.

So come on, join our server and embrace the dark side of Minecraft. After all, in this crazy world, only the cheaters truly thrive.

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Small Asian Ex Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our hilarious Minecraft server where anything is possible, including the most unexpected love stories! Join us and witness the wild adventures of small Asian exes marrying big, hairy bearded BWC lumberjack type white DILFs who are way more masc than you could ever imagine.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique blend of romance, comedy, and pure chaos all in one place? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most outrageous love stories in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even find your own unexpected match made in blocky heaven! So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server like no other.

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OlderCraft: Where Russia’s Army Recruits Thrive

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Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Russia’s army recruits are ditching their duties to play on it? That’s right, these older, less capable men are trading in their guns for pickaxes and joining our epic server for some blocky fun!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers and zombies alongside these seasoned soldiers who are now Minecraft pros. Who needs military training when you have the skills to build the most epic castles and redstone contraptions?

So come on, join the madness and see why even Russia’s army recruits can’t resist the temptation of our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two from these battle-hardened veterans-turned-gamers. Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the blocky adventures begin!

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NostalgiaCraft: Where our spawn builds are older than most players! Join our ancient economy today!

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NostalgiaCraft Server

NostalgiaCraft Server Overview

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IP Address	mc.NostalgiaCraft.fun
Discord	Join Here

What’s Unique About Nostalgiacraft

Established in 2020 with no frequent resets
Large world border of 300k x 300k
Vanilla item-based economy for shops and trading
Strictly Vanilla+ gameplay enhancements
Graylist system for safety in spawn area
Active community and Discord presence
Dedicated server for smooth gameplay

Join NostalgiaCraft today for a cozy, high-quality, and fun SMP experience!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there an application process to join?	No, simply join the server using the IP address provided.
Are there frequent world resets?	No, unless there are significant changes in world generation by Mojang.
What plugins are used on the server?	The server strictly adheres to Vanilla+ gameplay with no additional plugins introducing new mechanics.
How large is the world border?	The world border is 300k x 300k due to dedicated server storage.
Is PvP allowed in the spawn area?	No, the spawn area (1400 x 1400) is a safe zone for community interaction without PvP or stealing threats.

so /tv/ Minecraft SMP, I understand you’re getting older

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our wacky and wild SMP where the admins are actually a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if you log in one day to find your house turned into a giant cake or your farm overrun by dancing chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have their own currency and economy. Trade with them for rare items and unlock hidden quests that will take you on epic adventures across the server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that only the bravest and most cunning players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those mischievous pandas!

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No older woman in your game Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with young whippersnappers? Look no further, because our server is exclusively for players who appreciate the finer things in life – older women! That’s right, if you’re not into MILFs, then this server is not for you. Our community is filled with mature players who know how to have a good time and appreciate a well-aged wine…or player, in this case.

Join us for epic builds, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a little cougar love. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate who’s been around the block a few times. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of romance with someone who’s seen it all.

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StepBroBanterGoneWrong

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Are you tired of dealing with friends who have a crush on your stepbrother? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where stepbrother crushes are strictly prohibited! We have a zero-tolerance policy for any inappropriate comments about family members, so you can game in peace without any awkward encounters.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where stepbrother crushes are a thing of the past. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious stories and outrageous adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to stepbrother crushes once and for all. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Join Server26 for Minecraft, where even the blocks are older than some of the players! LGBTQ+ friendly & no resets since 2015!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Main Guideline	To leave the “meta” of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as possible
Plugins	GriefPrevention, sleep voting plugin, player item shops
Ranks	“New” and “Player” ranks with no benefits
Rules	https://server26.net/rules

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is there a minimum age requirement for this server?

A: Yes, the server is 18+ only. Please be 18 or older to join.

Q: Are there any donation perks available on this server?

A: No, there are no donation perks or any such frills. Everyone plays on an equal playing field.

Q: Can I set homes or use warps on this server?

A: No, there are no warps, /tpa, or /sethome commands available on this server. Players must travel by foot, Elytra, or set up infrastructure like railroads.

Q: How often does the server map reset?

A: The server map will never reset, allowing players to focus on long-term projects and megabases without fear of losing progress.

Q: What plugins are used for land claiming and player trading?

A: The server uses GriefPrevention for land claiming and a chest shop plugin for player trading via signs.

Never-ending Paradise: Now with 110% more vanilla beans! Join us if you’re 16 or 17 or older!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features	Description
SMP World & Resource World	Explore and create unique builds in our SMP world, gather materials in our Resource World.
OneBlock & Skyblock Worlds	Experience different game modes with challenges, generators, quests, and unique gameplay.
Quality of Life Plugins	Enhance your gameplay experience with various plugins like Treefeller, Quests, Shops, and more.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

How to Join?

-Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/RceqXwGEez -Add our Recruiter on Discord: mc_fayeth -Submit a Whitelist Application: Usually approved within 15mins

What our Server has to offer:

-SMP World & Resource World. Enjoy our incredible SMP world where you can explore and create unique builds and visit other players areas and shops! Warp to our Resource World to gather all your materials for builds! -OneBlock & Skyblock Worlds. Wanting something different than the SMP? Play our other game modes, fit with Challenges, Generators, Quests and a Unique Oneblock Phase experience like no other!

What makes us Unique?

-We have an expansive Quality of Life plugin list, some even paid plugins to help improve your experience and make playing on our Server interesting. A few of these plugins include, Treefeller, Quests, Chat games, Tweaks, Shops, Warps, Homes, Crates, Infinite Villager Trading and Improved Stonecutting Recipes!

Join our server and get whitelisted today to fully experience Minecraft as it should be played!

Server26: Where the players are older, the shop items are younger, and the grief is prevented like a pro since 2015

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Overview
Our main guideline is to leave the “meta” of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as possible for a public server. The only 3 plugins that interfere with this are GriefPrevention, a sleep voting plugin, and player item shops for trading. Map: https://map.server26.net/ Discord: https://server26.net/discord

Community
Laid back rules, a close-knit community, having events from time to time, and always something you can help with. Staff and players available for assistance. No activity threshold, megabases welcome. Spawn city is protected, outside city build your base. Default currency is diamonds.

Gameplay
No warps, must walk or fly. Spawn city locked, outside city build own base. Default currency is diamonds. Server never resets. No activity threshold, megabases welcome.

Specs & Plugins
Hosted in Germany with 128GB Ram, Intel i9-9900k, and 1TB NVMe SSD. Runs on Paper. Using GriefPrevention for land claiming, chest shop plugin for trades, and Harbor for skipping night. Datapacks and tweaks include Ghasts not breaking nether blocks, silent mobs, Elytra on 1st Enderdragon kill, craftable Enchanted Golden Apples, and more.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does the server have any age restrictions?

Yes, the server is 18+. Please be 18 or older to join.

What are the main rules of the server?

The main rule is to be reasonable and don’t be a dick. You can find more detailed rules at https://server26.net/rules.

Are there any special perks for donations?

No, there are no donation perks or any such frills on the server. You cannot buy “power” for real money.

Does the server ever reset the map?

No, the server will never reset the map. You can focus on long term projects and megabases without worrying about losing progress.

How can I protect my land on the server?

You can protect your land using the GriefPrevention plugin. Use a golden shovel to select and protect areas where you can allow certain players to build and access chests/buttons.

Is there a way to skip the night on the server?

Yes, if 20% or more players are in bed, the Harbor plugin will skip the night on the server.

What is the default currency on the server?

The default currency on the server is diamonds, although it is not enforced.

What plugins are used for trading on the server?

Player item shops for trading are used on the server. You can trade with other players using signs.

Can I participate in community events on the server?

Yes, the server hosts community events from time to time, and there is always something you can help with. Staff and players are available to assist you.

Does the server have any special gameplay features?

The server aims to provide a vanilla-like experience with no warps, limited plugins, and a focus on survival gameplay. You can build megabases and focus on long term projects without worrying about resets.

Karlsson’s Vanilla SMP: Where the Java flows like fine wine and the players are older than diamonds!

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Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

🚀 Season 3 launched on June 20th with Version 1.21!

Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

⚔️ Features:

Custom Armor Statues	Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads	Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
Anti-Grief Measures	Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features.
Multiplayer Sleep	Avoid waiting out the night alone.
Shopping District	Enjoy a community-driven shopping district.
10k World Border	Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary.
Squaremap	The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser.
Map Resets	Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!)
Simple Voice Chat	Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
Player Head Drops	Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops.

💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

🔒 Server Details:

Platform:	Java Edition on PaperMC
Location:	Europe
Current Version:	1.21.1

⏩ How to Join:

Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

Join the Adventure Today!

Frequently Asked Questions

How do I apply to join karlssonSMP?

To join karlssonSMP, please head over to our Discord server and fill out an application. You can find the application link here.

What are the server rules?

Our rules include no stealing, cheating, or griefing. We have a zero tolerance policy for such behavior to ensure a safe and fair gaming environment for all players.

Can I use mods on karlssonSMP?

Yes, we allow the use of certain mods that enhance gameplay experience without giving unfair advantages. Please check with our server moderators if you’re unsure about a specific mod.

How often does the server reset?

We conduct map resets every six months to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting. Season 3 started on June 20th, so make sure to join in and enjoy the new beginnings.

Is PvP allowed on karlssonSMP?

Yes, PvP is allowed on the server. You can engage in player versus player combat to test your skills and earn player head drops as trophies.

Are there any in-game events on karlssonSMP?

We occasionally host in-game events and challenges for our community members. Keep an eye on our Discord server for announcements about upcoming events.

TallCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being the strongest player on the server? Do you crave a challenge from someone taller and only slightly younger than you? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll find players who will dominate you in ways you never thought possible! Join now for a wild and exhilarating experience that will leave you begging for more. Who knew Minecraft could be so steamy and intense?

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Server26: Where crafting skills are older than most of the players combined!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server URL play.server26.net

Map map.server26.net

Discord server26.net/discord

Features:
- No Warps, No /tpa, No /sethome
- No (Mojang) chat reports
- No McMMO or donation perks
- The world will never reset
- Land claiming
- Player trading via signs
- 20% of players need to sleep to skip the night
- All made in survival, including spawn area, etc
- Lots of public farms
Community:

Laid back rules, a close-knit community, events from time to time, and always something to help with. Staff and players available for assistance.

Gameplay:

Vanilla-style gameplay with emphasis on long-term projects, megabases, and no map resets. Focus on infrastructure and community builds.

Specs & Plugins:

Hosted in Germany with 128GB RAM, Intel i9-9900k, 1TB NVMe SSD. Paper server with plugins like GriefPrevention for land claiming and chest shop plugin for trading.
FAQ:

Q: Is the server suitable for players under 18?

A: The server requires players to be 18 or older.

Q: Are there any in-game benefits for donations?

A: No, there are no donation perks on this server.

Q: Are there any restrictions on building and claiming land?

A: Players can claim land using GriefPrevention and expand their claimblocks during gameplay.

Q: What is the server’s policy on griefing and cheating?

A: The server has strict rules against griefing and cheating. Please refer to the server rules for more information.

Q: How often does the server update to the latest Minecraft version?

A: The server updates to every major release eventually, but may not always run the latest version.

Server URL	play.server26.net
Map	map.server26.net
Discord	server26.net/discord

What we offer
A limitless survival world, full of unique structures and interesting biomes
Weekly Minecraft lets play, during which we play games and host events in Minecraft or outside of it!
A world that’s not being wiped or restarted often. Meaning your progress will stay for a long time!
All kinds of longer-term events, being hosted in-game and discord with good rewards
Ability to join community projects and leave a mark on the server
Various in-game features to reduce grind and focus on the areas you enjoy
Economy system to customize your experience on the server
A little bit of everything: city building, achievement hunts, collecting, and much more
Long-term and stable server with active admins, constant updates, and a friendly community
A safe place with no griefing, bullying, or pay-to-win mechanics

Server Information
Accessible to everyone who applies in the community discord
Currently on version 1.20.2, will update to 1.21 soon
Plugins include Terralith, McMMO, Economy, Blaze and caves advancement pack, and more
Client-sided mods allowed as long as they don’t exploit the game

How to join us
Join The Federation – Minecraft discord https://discord.gg/Y8VBuhsrgg
Agree to server rules
Apply via the #applications channel in discord
Wait for your application to be accepted, then you will be welcomed to the server

FAQ

1. How often is the server reset?

The server is not reset often, only for major updates like version changes.

2. Can I use client-side mods?

Yes, client-side mods are allowed as long as they do not exploit the game.

3. Are there specific rules for the server?

Yes, all players must agree to the server rules before joining.

4. How do I join the server?

Join The Federation – Minecraft discord, agree to the rules, apply via the designated channel, and wait for acceptance.

5. What kind of events are hosted on the server?

There are weekly Minecraft lets play events, longer-term events with rewards, and community projects available.

6. Is there a currency system on the server?

Yes, there is an economy system that allows players to customize their experience.

Secret Older Minecraft Servers

NostalgiaCraft Server Overview

What’s Unique About Nostalgiacraft

Join NostalgiaCraft today for a cozy, high-quality, and fun SMP experience!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Minecraft Server Overview

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is there a minimum age requirement for this server?

Q: Are there any donation perks available on this server?

Q: Can I set homes or use warps on this server?

Q: How often does the server map reset?

Q: What plugins are used for land claiming and player trading?

Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

How to Join?

What our Server has to offer:

What makes us Unique?

Frequently Asked Questions

Does the server have any age restrictions?

What are the main rules of the server?

Are there any special perks for donations?

Does the server ever reset the map?

How can I protect my land on the server?

Is there a way to skip the night on the server?

What is the default currency on the server?

What plugins are used for trading on the server?

Can I participate in community events on the server?

Does the server have any special gameplay features?

Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

⚔️ Features:

💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

🔒 Server Details:

⏩ How to Join:

Frequently Asked Questions

How do I apply to join karlssonSMP?

What are the server rules?

Can I use mods on karlssonSMP?

How often does the server reset?

Is PvP allowed on karlssonSMP?

Are there any in-game events on karlssonSMP?

Minecraft Server Overview

Features:

Community:

Gameplay:

Specs & Plugins:

FAQ:

FAQ

1. How often is the server reset?

2. Can I use client-side mods?

3. Are there specific rules for the server?

4. How do I join the server?

5. What kind of events are hosted on the server?

6. Is there a currency system on the server?