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BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1648
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	318
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
New Chunks Explored:	250851	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5219
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3793
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7515
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Astral Projections Made:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Void Armor Forged:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9655
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9111
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4513
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ores Mined:	3018	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3082
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1575
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Ores Mined:	1018	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8493
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5800
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	168
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Meteorites Collected:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1245
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Star Shards Collected:	267
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4349
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Buildings Constructed:	38	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Votes:	6803	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1247
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

Players:	90/300	Votes:	2732
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Votes:	1244	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Crystal Wands Charged:	10