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| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 6255 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9272 | Star Shards Collected: | 205 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, bro. you gotta join cuz, like, mexico is, like, threatening to, like, sue US gunmakers with, like, terror charges and stuff. but, like, on this server, you can, like, build your own guns and, like, start your own war with the creepers and stuff. it’s, like, totally insane, man. join now before mexico comes after you for real, bro. let’s blow stuff up and have a blast, yo!
