come join our epic minecraft server where time is all wacky and wild just like those olden days when people couldn’t sync their clocks right! we got sports wins happening at the same time on TV but with digital delays! it’s like a time warp of chaos and confusion, but in a fun minecraft world! join us for a wild ride of wonky time and crazy celebrations! who needs accurate clocks when you can have a blast with us?!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 99/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23 Evil Twin Fights: 3
Magic Crystals Found: 22 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • NukeCraft: China’s Sinkin’ Submarine

    NukeCraft: China’s Sinkin’ Submarine
    lol imagine if that submarine was in minecraft! well guess what, on our server, you can build your own nuclear-powered submarine and watch it sink to the depths of the ocean in epic fashion! join us for the most explosive underwater adventures you’ll ever experience, just don’t forget your scuba gear!

    we’ve got a secret underwater city where mermaids and sea monsters live in harmony, and you can join in on their wild parties and quests for hidden treasure. but beware, the kraken might just decide to crash the party and wreak havoc on everything in sight!

    if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take on the challenge of exploring the mysterious underwater caves filled with rare ores and deadly creatures. just remember to bring your trusty pickaxe and some enchanted armor, because you never know what dangers lurk in the dark depths below.

    so what are you waiting for? come join our server and dive into the wildest underwater adventures you’ll ever experience in minecraft! just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this crazy underwater world.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 272
    Farms Harvested: 122 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Fishy Minds Minecraft Server

    Fishy Minds Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where eating fish will make u smarter than a super genius with a PhD in rocket science!!! 🚀🐟 our players who chow down on fishies have been known to outsmart even the most devious creepers and build the most mind-blowing structures in the game! 🏗️🐠

    we’ve got fishy feasts galore, with underwater buffets filled with all the fish u can eat to level up ur brain power to infinity and beyond! 🧠🚀 plus, our fish-filled world is teeming with hidden treasures and secret underwater caves just waiting to be explored by ur newly enhanced cognitive abilities! 🕵️‍♂️🐟

    so come on over to our server and join the school of fish-loving players who are taking over the minecraft universe, one brain-boosting bite at a time! 🐟🎮 #FishAreFriendsAndBrainFood #JoinUsAndBeAMinecraftGenius

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 18 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Pirate Ships Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Intentional Minecraft Server

    Intentional Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to step foot on it! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the Endermen let loose and show off their sick dance moves. Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll be saying “There’s no fuckin way this is real!” But oh, it is real, my friend. It is real. So grab your diamond sword and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 12 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Enchantments Applied: 113 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Towns Built: 7

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • The Space Cadets Minecraft SMP

    The Space Cadets Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we’ve been cooling CPUs since 2011! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server was actually founded by a group of penguins who were tired of the heat in Antarctica and decided to start a Minecraft community to chill out. And let me tell you, these penguins know a thing or two about keeping things cool.

    Not only will you get to play with these cool penguins, but we also have a secret underground ice cave where you can mine for diamonds while sipping on frozen margaritas. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a volcano filled with lava and diamonds. It’s a real blast!

    So come join our server and experience the coolest Minecraft SMP around. Just remember, it’s nothing personnel, kid.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 81 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 16
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • RingCraft Minecraft Server

    RingCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of waiting for your partner to finally get you an engagement ring? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t have to wait a year for a ring – in fact, we’ll give you a virtual engagement ring as soon as you join!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of finding the perfect engagement ring for yourself, just like our player who took matters into her own hands. Who needs a partner to pick out a ring when you can do it yourself and avoid all the drama?

    Plus, on our server, you can even design your own wedding ring to match your new engagement ring! No more waiting around for someone else to make decisions for you – take control of your virtual love life on our server.

    So come on, join us and say goodbye to waiting for a ring that may never come. Who needs a real engagement ring when you can have a virtual one on our Minecraft server?

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Enchantments Applied: 103

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • CraftySibs: NoRef4Alc

    CraftySibs: NoRef4Alc
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your family? Look no further! Join our server where half-brothers with a history of alcohol abuse and job terminations are welcome!

    Need references for a major metropolitan police department? We got you covered! Just ask your family members, even if they think you’re a liability.

    Join now and experience the drama, the tension, and the strained relationships that only our server can provide. Who needs a glowing recommendation when you can have a chaotic adventure instead? So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Magic Items Found: 8281 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • MemoryLaneMC SMP

    MemoryLaneMC SMP
    Remember that time you built your first dirt house in Minecraft and thought you were the king of the world? Well, imagine that feeling times a million on our server! Join us for the most epic Minecraft SMP experience of your life, where the creepers are friendly and the diamonds rain from the sky.

    Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. We have epic build battles, treasure hunts with real-life treasure (okay, maybe not real-life treasure, but still pretty cool), and even a secret underground club where the Endermen like to party.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on the most epic Minecraft SMP server in the universe and make memories that will last a lifetime. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself pops in from time to time to challenge players to a dance-off. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Farms Harvested: 286
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Void Armor Forged: 23
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 7
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • BlockyLifeLessons

    BlockyLifeLessons
    Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft, only to accidentally fall into a pit of lava and lose all your precious loot? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special enchantment that makes you immune to lava! That’s right, you can swim in lava like it’s a hot tub and not even break a sweat.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground city filled with friendly creepers who love to dance to disco music. Join us and party with these explosive dancers all night long!

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a ride on our roller coaster that goes through a maze of zombie pigmen. Don’t worry, they’re all trained professionals and won’t bite…much.

    So come join us on our crazy Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 31
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • HouthiMissileSnipe

    HouthiMissileSnipe
    so, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna have a blast in Minecraft. like, we got crazy stuff happening all the time, like one time a player built a giant toilet out of diamonds and everyone had to use it as a portal to another dimension. it was wild, man.

    plus, we got this super cool feature where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and shoot laser beams out of your eyes. it’s totally legit, trust me.

    oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party that happens every full moon? yeah, it’s like the hottest spot in the server. you gotta be there to believe it.

    so yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, then you gotta come hang out with us. we’re like the coolest kids on the block, except we’re all pixelated and stuff.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3483 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 293 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Animals Bred: 81
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • FlameCraft: Hot & Dry Amazon

    FlameCraft: Hot & Dry Amazon
    come join our epic minecraft server where we set the amazon rainforest on fire every day for funsies! watch out for the flaming mobs and lava rivers, it’s a real scorcher out there! but don’t worry, we have plenty of water buckets to put out the flames and save the day.

    if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even try to tame a fire-breathing dragon and ride it around the server like a boss. just be careful not to get burned to a crisp!

    so come on down to our server and experience the heat of south america like never before. it’s a real hot mess, but we wouldn’t have it any other way. see you there, fire starters! 🔥🐉🌴

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 28 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • LostCraft survival without wipes and without privates Minecraft server

    LostCraft survival without wipes and without privates Minecraft server

    Vanilla survival server with Hard difficulty without privates!Access to the server by requests in the WhiteList on the Discord serverAdequate adult players who come to play their favorite game and relax from everyday life.

    ➥ Without world wipes and without world boundaries➥ Daily backups to prevent loss of player progress➥ Without a neck, compliance with the rules is mandatory➥ No admin/creativity for money or free of charge, natural survival. No objects will ever fall into the world from creativity or team➥ Game difficulty on the Hard server (it will be difficult to survive)➥ There are protection mechanisms against x-ray and other cheats that can give someone an advantage over other players➥ You can build any farms and buildings of any size, the server will “withstand the load”➥ Wonderful, calm lamp atmosphere of the minecraft game with adequate people

    What are plugins and non-standard:► Record block and chest events with the ability to only view actions (CoreProtect)► Voice chat (PlasmoVoice)► Ability to sit wherever you want (GSit)► Installing skins by command (SkinsRestorer)► Server integration with Discord (DiscordSRV)► Game statistics on the server (PlayerAnalytics)

    ✶ As you may have noticed, these plugins do not affect the Vanilla gameplay in any way, that’s why they exist.

    ✶ We try to always update the game server to the latest version so that you feel comfortable playing with new game content and mechanics.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Animals Bred: 85 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Get ready for some vanilla fun on ClassicMC! No mods, just good ol’ whitelist survival with a side of Java.

    Get ready for some vanilla fun on ClassicMC! No mods, just good ol’ whitelist survival with a side of Java.

    Welcome to ClassicMC!

    IP ClassicMC.mine.nu
    Version 1.21+
    Mode Survival Semi-Vanilla

    ClassicMC is the perfect blend of classic Minecraft survival with just the right touch of enhancements! We’re a semi-vanilla survival server that stays true to the authentic Minecraft experience, while adding a few quality-of-life features to make your journey even more fun. What You’ll Find on ClassicMC:

    • Version 1.21+ – Stay up-to-date with the latest Minecraft features.
    • Pure Survival – Enjoy a balanced, survival-focused world with minimal plugins.
    • Community-Driven – Our friendly and growing community is always ready to team up, trade, and build.
    • Enhanced Gameplay – While we keep it vanilla, a few small tweaks add convenience and keep things exciting!

    Whether you love building, exploring, or surviving, ClassicMC offers a welcoming environment for both seasoned players and newcomers alike. Join us and experience survival Minecraft with a twist! If you’re interested please visit our discord https://discord.gg/ReTdxmVFRR

    FAQs:

    Question Answer
    What version is ClassicMC? ClassicMC is on version 1.21+.
    What mode does ClassicMC operate in? ClassicMC is a Survival Semi-Vanilla server.
    Does ClassicMC have a community? Yes, ClassicMC has a friendly and growing community that is always ready to team up, trade, and build.
    Are there any gameplay enhancements on ClassicMC? While ClassicMC maintains a vanilla experience, there are a few small tweaks that add convenience and excitement to gameplay.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Emeralds Found: 6147
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Dumb Slut’s Minecraft Server

    Dumb Slut’s Minecraft Server
    Listen up, fellow gamers! Have you heard about the legendary Minecraft server where the players are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night? Word on the block is that this server is so crazy, it makes Herobrine look like a total noob!

    Join us if you dare to challenge the reigning queen of the server, who is rumored to be a dumb slut with a heart of gold (or maybe just a heart of diamond blocks, who knows?). Legend has it that she once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. Talk about girl power!

    But that’s not all – this server is also home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. From giant castles made entirely of TNT to pixel art masterpieces that will make your eyes pop out of your head, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this wild and wacky Minecraft world. Just remember, on this server, anything can happen – even pigs flying (literally, we have a mod for that). Let the madness begin!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 17
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Feeling Overcome Minecraft SMP

    Feeling Overcome Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of feeling like your brain is a black hole, sucking up all your happiness and leaving you in a state of eternal misery? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the void of despair by building, exploring, and making new friends in a world where the only thing collapsing in on itself is that creeper you just blew up.

    Forget therapy, ayahuasca, or love – the only cure for your soul-sucking emptiness is joining our server and unleashing your inner block-building genius. Who needs a sense of self when you can have a diamond sword and a pet llama named Larry? Say goodbye to your opaque vapor-filled brain and hello to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and leave your psychological damage in the dust as you embark on a journey of epic proportions. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find that intangible part of yourself that you thought was lost forever. Or you’ll just have a blast mining for diamonds and fighting off zombie hordes – either way, it’s a win-win!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 20
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Dimension Hops: 10
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • RegretfulSteve – Minecraft SMP

    RegretfulSteve – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of living with the regret of not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from a life of eternal shame and FOMO!

    Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. That’s right, on our server, the laws of Minecraft physics are completely twisted and turned upside down for your amusement.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes regular appearances on our server, challenging players to epic dance-offs and riddle competitions. Will you be the one to outsmart the infamous ghostly figure and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion?

    So why waste another second living with regret when you could be living it up in our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Towns Built: 9 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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