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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 5757 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 21 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 22 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
New Chunks Explored: | 749607 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
Join us for epic battles with flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or try your luck at surviving a zombie apocalypse where the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance the night away.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even the creepers have learned to breakdance instead of exploding. And did we mention that all the diamonds on our server are actually made of chocolate?
So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. And hey, they’re on sale btw, so it’s practically a steal!