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Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 5636 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 9353 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 29 |
Falling into the Void: | 0 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 34 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 2676 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Join us for epic battles with flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or try your luck at surviving a zombie apocalypse where the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance the night away.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even the creepers have learned to breakdance instead of exploding. And did we mention that all the diamonds on our server are actually made of chocolate?
So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. And hey, they’re on sale btw, so it’s practically a steal!