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Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 3548 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 20 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 4748 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Animals Bred: | 150 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 76 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Join us for epic battles with flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or try your luck at surviving a zombie apocalypse where the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance the night away.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even the creepers have learned to breakdance instead of exploding. And did we mention that all the diamonds on our server are actually made of chocolate?
So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. And hey, they’re on sale btw, so it’s practically a steal!