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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 9897 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 30 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 2900 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles with flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or try your luck at surviving a zombie apocalypse where the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance the night away.
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