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Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 7439 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
Magic Items Found: | 1213 | Enchantments Applied: | 245 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
Join us for epic battles with flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or try your luck at surviving a zombie apocalypse where the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance the night away.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even the creepers have learned to breakdance instead of exploding. And did we mention that all the diamonds on our server are actually made of chocolate?
So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. And hey, they’re on sale btw, so it’s practically a steal!