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Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 3227 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 35 |
Enchantments Applied: | 156 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles with flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or try your luck at surviving a zombie apocalypse where the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance the night away.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even the creepers have learned to breakdance instead of exploding. And did we mention that all the diamonds on our server are actually made of chocolate?
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