SwipeCraft: Risky Business | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MineCraftyTradition Server

ANNOYED, Argument, boyfriends, committed relationships, DATING, EXTRA, friend group, Frustrated, Girlfriends, groupchat, hangouts, Main character, MineCraftyTradition, online sharing, Romantic, Server, seventh wheel photo, single, tradition, triple dates, UNCOMFORTABLE, Valentine’s Day, voicing out

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1482
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Villages Defended:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Dragon Eggs Found:	9327	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never feel like the seventh wheel again! Join us for some epic adventures and build your way to the top of the leaderboard.

Are you tired of feeling left out like our friend in the story? Well, on our server, everyone is included and no one is left behind. We don’t do seventh wheel photos here, only epic group shots with everyone included!

Join us for Valentine’s Day and celebrate with us in-game. Who needs a date when you have a whole community of players to hang out with? Plus, we promise not to make you stand alone in any photos – unless you want to, of course!

So come on over to our server and leave those seventh wheel woes behind. You’ll never feel left out again, and who knows, you might even find your player two along the way. Join now and let the fun begin!

NieceNotMyKidCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, family dynamics, family relationships, generational differences, guilt trip, House, Mother, Niece, NieceNotMyKidCraft, Parent, parenting, Playing, rant, Reminding, RESPONSIBILITY, Soccer, spending time, younger

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8122
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Zombie Dances:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mines Excavated:	2777
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Magic Items Found:	1450	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your own mother for not playing with your niece 24/7? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from family drama! Join us and play to your heart’s content without any guilt trips about spending time with your niece. We promise, no one will question your parenting skills or family bonding time here! So come on over and kick some virtual balls around with us instead!

TimelessTrollin’ Minecraft SMP

Endless, eternal life, Eternity, Existence, forever.., IMMORTALITY, immortality activities, immortality ambitions, immortality aspirations, immortality desires, immortality dreams, immortality goals, immortality lifestyle, immortality plans, immortality wishes, Life, Minecraft, never ending, purpose, smp, Time, TimelessTrollin

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9459
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Farms Harvested:	479
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	125
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have a secret underground base where we throw epic parties with all the mobs from the Nether, it’s lit AF! And get this, our admin is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza, like what even?! Plus, we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks, it’s insane!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese, and you can ride around on giant hamsters while battling evil unicorns. And did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? It’s like a thrill ride of death, but in a fun way!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and live out your wildest dreams of being immortal and doing crazy stuff with your time, like building a giant statue of a potato or starting a llama farm in the sky. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

PresidentialCraft

biden, controversy, Democracy, Government, humor, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical situation, King, leadership, Monarchy, News, obama, political commentary, political humor, Political satire, presidential power, PresidentialCraft, public opinion, public reaction, satire, social media

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4364
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Imagine a world where Obama and Biden decided to ditch politics and become Minecraft royalty instead. That’s right, they declared themselves kings of a virtual kingdom and invited players from all over to join their epic server.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, you’ll get to witness Obama and Biden in full royal attire, complete with crowns made of diamonds and thrones made of emeralds. And let’s not forget about their royal pets – a pack of wolves named Michelle and Jill who roam the kingdom, keeping order and looking adorable while doing it.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Obama and Biden have hidden secret treasure chests all over the kingdom, filled with rare items and enchanted weapons. And if you manage to find them all, you’ll be rewarded with a private audience with the kings themselves, where you can ask them anything your heart desires (as long as it’s Minecraft-related, of course).

So come on, join the server where Obama and Biden reign supreme – because who wouldn’t want to be a part of a kingdom where the only rule is to have fun and mine diamonds like a boss?

Trump’s Blocky Diplomacy Minecraft Server

blocky, CANCELLATION, CANCELLED, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, donald trump, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kyiv official, Meeting, Minecraft, news conference, Politics, press conference, Server, Trumps, U.S. request, Ukraine, Ukraine envoy, united states, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7243
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	24
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	3395	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this totally rad minecraft server and suddenly you’re in the middle of a news conference between Zelenskyy and Donald Trump’s Ukraine envoy. but wait, plot twist! the conference gets cancelled at the U.S. request. like, what even is happening, right?

join our server for all the crazy drama and unexpected twists you never knew you needed in minecraft. who knows what other wild events will happen while you’re building your epic castle or exploring the vast world. come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and pure chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it!

NATOcraft: Zelenskyy Approved!

Alliance, APPROVED, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, Erdogan, european union, foreign policy, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Military, nato, NATOcraft, Partnership, Politics, SECURITY, solidarity, Support, turkey, Ukraine, Ukrainian president, zelenskyy

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1390
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Enchantments Applied:	152	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of erdogan and zelenskyy fighting dragons together. yea, u heard right, dragons. and guess what? erdogan himself supports our nato membership and plays on the server too. he even built a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. so come join us for a wild ride of epic battles, secret treasures, and world leaders fighting mythical creatures. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Hand Moisturize Faster Than Feet

beauty, Beauty Tips, dry skin, fast absorption, Faster, feet, foot care, foot moisturizer, Hand, hand care, hand moisturizer, Hands, hydration, long-lasting hydration, Moisturize, moisturizing routine, moisturizing tips, self-care, skincare, Skincare Routine, smooth feet, soft hands

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4587
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	209	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

join our epic minecraft server where the grass is purple and the pigs wear top hats. why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – you can moisturize your hands twice as fast as your feet on our server. that’s right, no more dry hands for you, buddy.

but that’s not all! we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers do the macarena and the zombies breakdance. you won’t find that on any other server, i can guarantee you that.

plus, our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken. rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for a million diamonds, they got a million diamond blocks falling on their head. oops.

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server today. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you?

Foggy Water Tech Server

#sustainability, arid climates, atmospheric water harvesting, climate change, driest regions, Environmental Science, Fog, fog collectors, foggy, fresh water, hydrology, innovation, liters per square meter, optimal conditions, renewable resources, scientists, Server, Tech, Technology, Water, water conservation, water purification, water scarcity, Water Security

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9985
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even scientists are getting in on the action? Well, buckle up buttercup, cuz we got fog collectors that can turn that misty stuff into fresh water like it’s no big deal. Imagine sippin’ on that sweet, sweet H2O while building your epic castle or battling mobs like a boss. We’re talkin’ 0.2 to 5 liters per square meter daily – that’s enough to keep you hydrated for days, fam. And if you’re lucky and the stars align, you could be guzzlin’ down a whopping 10 liters per square meter. So come join us on this insane Minecraft server and let’s turn that fog into liquid gold, baby!

Elixir Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, 404 edition, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug dependence, drug recovery, drug recovery community, drug recovery journey, drug recovery motivation, drug recovery resources, drug recovery success stories, drug recovery support, drug rehabilitation, drug relationships, drug use, drugfeel, Drugs, elixir, erowid.org, Misaki, Previous thread, psychonautwiki.org, Realm

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6747
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land filled with pixelated wonders and blocky adventures.

Imagine finding your very own Misaki in this virtual world – would you stop mining for diamonds and start mining for love?

This server is like a trip to the moon on a rainbow unicorn, it’s that epic. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life.

Don’t be a square, join us now and let’s build some memories together!

ToiletTroubleCraft

adulting, apartment living, bathroom etiquette, Boundaries, cleaning, cleanliness, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Expectations, household chores, hygiene, living together, personal space, poop stains, relationship issues, Respect, responsibilities, self-care, toilet cleaning, ToiletTroubleCraft

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6215
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	283011
Gods Slained:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	23

Are you tired of dealing with poop stains in your toilet every morning? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where toilets clean themselves! No more arguing with your boyfriend about who should clean up after themselves – our magical toilets will take care of everything for you. Plus, our one bedroom, one bathroom apartments come with a built-in poop stain prevention system, so you’ll never have to see another skid mark again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the Toilet Fairy, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch her in the act of cleaning a toilet. Rumor has it that one lucky player wished for a lifetime supply of toilet paper and never had to worry about running out again.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to poop stains and arguments forever! Trust us, your relationship will thank you.

Ukraine vs Russia: Minecraft Edition

aggression, Analysis, Conflict, Diplomacy, Edition, Explanation, foreign relations, international affairs, Invasion, investigation, Media, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, republicans, russia, trump, Truth, Ukraine, US government, War

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8004
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a crazy theory that Ukraine actually started the war with Russia by sending a fleet of explosive pigs into Moscow! Join us and uncover the truth behind this epic piggy plot. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamond armor and enchanted weapons guarded by a squad of dancing llamas. So come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those sneaky Ukrainian pigs!

BlockyBuddy Minecraft Server

Alliance, Allies, BlockyBuddy, Conflict, Diplomacy, Disintegrates, foreign policy, friendship, Geopolitical, global affairs, international relations, Loss, Minecraft, Partnership, Sadness, Server, solidarity, sorrow, Support, Tension, Ukraine, uncertainty, united states

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6733
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit fam. we’ve got, like, unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz. but, like, here’s the kicker – we’ve also got a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds and, like, a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon who breathes fire and can fly you around the server in style? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

plus, our community is, like, super tight-knit and supportive. we’ve got each other’s backs like a pack of wolves protecting their alpha.

so, like, come join us on this wild adventure and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together. who needs boring old partnerships when you’ve got a server this awesome, amirite?

ZelenskiyCraft: Shut Up & Obey Trump

authoritarianism, controversy, criticism, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, JD Vance, leadership, News, obedience, obey, Politics, power dynamics, shut, Statement, trump, Ukraine, us politics, Warning, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	125
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Magic Items Found:	3184
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45

so like, imagine this epic Minecraft server where you can build your own little world and stuff, right? but get this, the owner is like a mix between a unicorn and a ninja turtle, so you know it’s gonna be wild!

join this server if you wanna see pigs flying and cows doing backflips, because anything is possible in this crazy land. plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie, it’s lit!

oh, and did i mention there’s a giant diamond castle guarded by a dragon made out of cheese? yeah, you heard me right. come join the fun and let your imagination run wild on this wacky Minecraft server!

EliteCraft: Vote for Competence

competence, EliteCraft, facial cues, Higher social class, Judging, long tail tags, politicians, prioritize, rely, social class voters, Vote, voters

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	691
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Void Gems Collected:	20	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Wilderness Tamed:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Votes:	3085
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, if you wanna be in the cool kids club, you gotta join this server. all the higher social class voters are here, and they totally know what’s up. they only hang with the most competent players, so if you wanna be in their crew, you gotta show off your skills.

and get this, man. they rely on facial cues to judge politicians, so you know they got some serious discernment skills. if you can impress them with your sick building and redstone skills, you’ll be like, their new best friend.

plus, there are some insane stories going around about this server. like, apparently, there’s a secret underground base where all the elite players hang out and plan world domination. and rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds somewhere in the server, just waiting to be found.

so, like, if you wanna be part of the elite crew, show off your skills, and uncover some epic secrets, you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Men vs Women World War 1.21.4

1.21.4, battle of the sexes, Conflict Resolution, Femininity, feminism, gender discrimination, gender dynamics, gender empowerment, gender equality, gender harmony, Gender issues, gender relations, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender war, global conflict, Masculinity, Men, peace negotiations, social change, societal upheaval, War, war strategy, Women, world

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8669
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mines Excavated:	2720
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Bro, imagine if Minecraft was the battleground for this epic battle! Join our server for the ultimate gender war experience!

We got dudes building fortresses with diamond armor and chicks casting spells with enchanted potions!

Choose your side and fight for supremacy in this wacky world where anything goes!

Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join now and let the gender war begin!

Players:	99/500	Votes:	1544
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	7226	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Mines Excavated:	1660
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2