SweetieCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Blocky Dicks & Bricks: Where Size Matters

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all types of players, even the ones who think they have “undesired traits” in the real world!

Are you a short cute boy who can’t seem to catch a break with the ladies? Fear not, for on our server, you will be adored by all!

Are you a fat guy who feels like no one appreciates your curves? Well, here, your chunkiness is celebrated and loved by all!

Are you a bald dude who is tired of being overlooked? Join us, where your shiny head will be the envy of all!

Even if you are an Indian man or an artist, who are often seen as “undesirable” in the dating world, on our server, you will find your perfect match!

But hey, we do have one rule – if you have a sub-6-incher, you can complain about that. We totally get it. But other than that, no more whining about not being able to find a girlfriend!

So come on over to our server and let your Minecraft character find love and acceptance in a world where being neurotic and insecure is totally cool!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Dragons Tamed:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CraftyCreeperCapers: LOLz & Rage-Inducing Moments

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner minecraft warrior and conquer the virtual world like a boss!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant zombies with diamond swords, building majestic castles that reach the sky, and riding on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you heard that right!).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to epic duels and reward you with rare loot if you emerge victorious.

So why wait? Join our server now and show the world that you are the ultimate Minecraft champion! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Blocky LOLs: ‘>YLYL’ Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Join us if you want to ROFL all day long with our hilarious community of players.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds. But when they tried to take them, the diamonds turned into dancing llamas! True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Our server has a YOLO zone where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops rainbows. It’s like a magical LOL dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

Disclaimer: No llamas were harmed in the making of this server.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

GobbleCraft: Where IQs are higher than turkeys

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🤣🤣🤣 Yo, you ever heard of a Minecraft server so lit that it actually makes turkeys smarter? Well, our server is so 🔥🔥 that the average IQ of Turkey has dropped from 89 to 87 just from playing on it! 🦃🧠

Join us for some epic adventures and mind-blowing challenges that will have you questioning reality. Our server is like a virtual rollercoaster ride, except instead of loops and drops, you’ll be facing off against zombie pigmen and building epic castles with your friends.

So why wait? Come join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the web. Who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock the secret to turkey intelligence while you’re at it! 🤪🦃🎮

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5281	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Creepers R Us: ‘There, he said it’

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, STOP spinning your own narratives and join our server for a wild ride like no other!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden diamond castle guarded by llamas in tuxedos. Legend has it that whoever finds this castle will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden carrots for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret disco party where players can dance the night away with creeper DJs spinning the hottest tunes. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies through the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

KraftyKino: Level Up Your LOLs!

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Are you ready for a Minecraft server experience that will blow your mind and take you to a whole new level of fun?

Join our server and prepare for epic adventures that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Our world is filled with ridiculously awesome builds, crazy mini-games, and insane challenges that will test your skills to the max.

But that’s not all – we also have unicorns roaming the land, dragons guarding hidden treasures, and aliens dropping in from outer space to join the fun. You never know what weird and wonderful surprises await you around every corner.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Alien Abductions:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	27

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Pixel Pals: Where Palestine Doesn’t Exist!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world! Join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have NO SUCH THING AS PALESTINE!!! That’s right, you heard it here first folks! We don’t follow the rules of reality, we make our own rules here.

But wait, there’s more! We have Christ haters, false Christians, and Americans exalting Israel and Jews all in one place! It’s a wild ride, let me tell you. Our server is like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form.

Join now and witness the drama unfold! Who knows, you might even get banned for being “totally lost” like some of our other players. It’s all part of the fun on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Crafty28 – Building Blocks and Birthday Cake!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the owner is just 2 years away from becoming a wizard! Why should you join? Well, for starters, the owner has no friends, no job, and still lives with their parents. But don’t worry, that just means they have plenty of time to dedicate to making this server the most magical place in all of Minecraft!

Join us now and embark on a journey filled with adventure, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of magic! Who needs a job when you can spend your days building epic structures and battling fierce mobs alongside a soon-to-be wizard?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the owner moves out of their parents’ basement)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Crafting Cursed Energy: Jujutsu Kaisen Server

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with DIAMONDS and EMERALDS! Legend has it that if you join our server, you too could stumble upon this treasure and become the richest player in all of Minecraft land.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of LLAMA warriors who ride into battle on their trusty steeds, armed with nothing but their wits and their spit attacks. If you’re lucky, you might even be invited to join their ranks and become a legendary LLAMA warrior yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the EPIC adventures, the hidden treasures, and the hilarious antics that await you. And remember, on our server, even the little scissor cuts are CUTE!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Animals Bred:	188	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Gym Rat’s Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can DESTROY the ego of that gym bro who thinks he’s all that! Join us and show off your gaming skills to put him in his place. Our server is filled with challenges and quests that will make him question his entire existence. Plus, you can build a virtual gym where he can struggle to lift pixelated weights with even worse form. It’s time to teach this gym bro a lesson he’ll never forget!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Towns Built:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

YeehawCraft – Saddle up with Southern charm & friends

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Welcome to our Young Thugs edition Minecraft server, where chaos reigns and mischief is always afoot!

Join us if you want to ride cows into battle, build castles made entirely of diamonds, and engage in epic water balloon fights with other players.

Our server is home to the legendary Unicorn Army, who ride into battle on rainbow-colored pigs and shoot fireworks from their fingertips.

If you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden disco party cave, where the music never stops and the creepers know how to bust a move.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Crafty Mahjong Vtuber Server – Play with ‘/jong/’

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where /jong/ died early again Edition! Join us for some outrageous fun and crazy adventures!

Idols like Chinchilla and Nina will serenade you with their beautiful voices as you mine and build your way to victory!

Our bros like Tileman will guide you through the treacherous lands of our server, making sure you never get lost or stuck in a cave!

Don’t forget to check out our Jong chuubas for some epic entertainment! From EN streams to JP streams, we’ve got it all!

And if you’re feeling lucky, take a chance on Kaavi’s fortune! Just don’t eat the tiles or bad luck will come your way!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have! Who knows, you might even run into Tileman himself, even though he’s supposedly dead. Long live the Tileman!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

GaymerX: Where Minecraft meets fabulousness!

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Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Their name is literally GaymerX – you can’t make this shit up! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our spawn point is a rainbow unicorn that farts glitter and shoots out diamond blocks! – The mobs are all dressed in drag and drop fabulous loot when you defeat them! – The PvP arena is a giant disco ball where players battle it out to the beat of Lady Gaga’s greatest hits! – Our staff members are all unicorns with rainbow manes and they grant wishes to players who make them laugh! – The Nether is actually a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy and you can ride on marshmallow clouds!

So what are you waiting for? Join GaymerX today and experience the most outrageous and fabulous Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Frosty Funtime: Snowglobe Shenanigans

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the 1.7 Patch Day Edition is back again! Watch our new version 1.7 trailer “Gradient of Souls” for some epic sneak peeks. If that’s not enough, check out our ASMR Preview for some tingles and chills.

Join our server on Android, iOS, or PC (but PC is recommended because who doesn’t love a good standalone launcher, Steam, or EGS experience?). Download from our main site and get ready for some crazy events like the Login Event with 10x Limited Operative Tickets, the Gradient of Souls Event Story, and the intense “Star Master” Unit Capture Gameplay.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the “Void of Dread” Lone Warrior/Brave Squad Stages, survive the “Infinite Darkness” Wave Defense, and gear up for the “Endless” Battle to protect the Escort Target. And don’t miss out on our upcoming banners featuring characters like Cherno, Enya, and Tess with some killer weapons and outfits.

Get your hands on new outfits like the [Apprentice Maid] Cherno – Enigma or the [Merry-in-Exile] Tess – The Magician. And if you need some resources or want to connect with fellow players, check out our /snowg/ Resource Pastebin and Friends Form.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	5260	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

ChadCraft: Where Every Player is a Chad… or Not? 🤔

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a chad is the only way to survive!

Join us if you want to flex your building skills and show off your mad PvP abilities. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the heat!

We have a secret underground diamond disco where players can dance the night away and mine for rare gems at the same time. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden enchanted llama that will grant you three wishes if you can find it!

So why wait? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft chad. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	New Chunks Explored:	767317
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2