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Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 9363 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 24 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3348 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 50 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Picture this: you stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers make just $50 a month (the villagers get $100, of course). But don’t worry, they’re all still smiling brightly despite their circumstances. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find love with a qt pie villager who’s looking for a way out of the sweat shop life.
But be warned, there’s always a chance you’ll end up living in a derelict hole in the wall with some stinky jeet and pumping out manlet kids. So join our server now for a chance to experience the most outrageous and unpredictable adventures Minecraft has to offer!