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Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 8962 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Chimeras Created: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 31 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Picture this: you stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers make just $50 a month (the villagers get $100, of course). But don’t worry, they’re all still smiling brightly despite their circumstances. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find love with a qt pie villager who’s looking for a way out of the sweat shop life.
But be warned, there’s always a chance you’ll end up living in a derelict hole in the wall with some stinky jeet and pumping out manlet kids. So join our server now for a chance to experience the most outrageous and unpredictable adventures Minecraft has to offer!