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Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 9196 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Animals Bred: | 92 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 46 | Magic Crystals Found: | 23 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Star Shards Collected: | 152 | Divine Spears Created: | 29 |
Potions Brewed: | 30 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Picture this: you stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers make just $50 a month (the villagers get $100, of course). But don’t worry, they’re all still smiling brightly despite their circumstances. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find love with a qt pie villager who’s looking for a way out of the sweat shop life.
But be warned, there’s always a chance you’ll end up living in a derelict hole in the wall with some stinky jeet and pumping out manlet kids. So join our server now for a chance to experience the most outrageous and unpredictable adventures Minecraft has to offer!