Sweatpvp | New Minecraft Servers 2024

OofCraft: The Sequel – ‘i have bad news bros pt. 2’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a server where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! We’ve got church flirtations, yaoi fantasies, and knee socks that will make you question your masculinity. Who needs a boring old love triangle when you can have a love square with a twist?

Forget about building castles and farms, on our server, you’ll be building relationships and uncovering scandalous secrets. Who needs diamonds when you can have drama-filled adventures that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity?

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	325	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CraftyCraft: Where even the creepers have better leadership skills than the President

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Are you tired of being surrounded by incompetent leaders in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the president of your own virtual world! And trust us, you can’t possibly be as useless as the presidents on our server.

Our server is filled with crazy challenges and obstacles that will make you question your sanity. From navigating through lava-filled mazes to battling giant chickens, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll actually be a better president in Minecraft than in real life!

So come join us and show the world just how useless you can be as a president in our wacky Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even surprise yourself with your incompetence!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	146
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Bratwurst & Blocks: Craft your way through Germania!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because in Germania, you can live out your wildest myths and fantasies!

Join us on a server where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes (okay, maybe not that last one, but you get the idea).

Explore our vast world filled with majestic castles, mystical forests, and secret underground lairs. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of friendly wolves.

But that’s not all! In Germania, you can ride on the backs of dragons, battle evil sorcerers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join us in Germania and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Animals Bred:	57	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Shon’s Blocky Adventures: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can marry a schizo loli and have multiple husbands? Look no further! Join our server where Fallenshadow rules with an iron fist and enjoys the company of her many spouses. Make sure to treat her well or face the consequences!

But that’s not all, we also have a Ribbon Cage where you can watch the most entertaining content on the internet. And don’t forget to follow our Twitter accounts, including Nise Menhera and Manager Otis.

Join now before Fallenshadow goes on hiatus and refresh yourself on our global and board rules. Who knows what surprises await you on our server? Previous thread got too crazy? No worries, just report, ignore, and hide those pesky shitposters. See you in the game!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1566	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SnowyCraft: Where even the creepers are privileged

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Are you tired of being a neet and just a 5/10 in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be! Want to be a 10/10 stud with abs for days? Done. Want to be a 7-foot-tall giant who can crush blocks with one hand? Easy peasy. And the best part? You can be as white as you want without any judgment! No need to worry about being Korean or Indian here, because on our server, you can be the whitest of them all and still be the coolest cat around. So come join us for some epic adventures and leave all your real-life worries behind!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Crafty Manga Mania

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all manga lovers out there!

Imagine building your very own manga-inspired world where you can unleash your creativity and bring your favorite characters to life. Want to create a giant Pikachu statue? Go for it! How about a castle inspired by Attack on Titan? The sky’s the limit on our server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Book of Infinite Knowledge,” rumored to contain all the secrets of the Minecraft universe. Join us and embark on a quest to find this elusive book, but beware of the challenges and obstacles that stand in your way!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and dive into a world where manga meets Minecraft in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1991	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CraftyCreeperz: Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be you’ in the blink of an eye!

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make all your real-life drama seem like child’s play! Are you tired of toxic relationships and drama? Well, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond block!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a creeper blows up your entire base. But don’t worry, because on our server, we have a special “creeper repellent” plugin that will protect your precious builds from those pesky green monsters.

And if you think your friend drama is bad, just wait until you join our server and witness the epic battles between factions fighting for control of the server. Will you join the peaceful builders or the ruthless griefers? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole community of blocky adventurers to explore with? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Easy Peasy Minecraft Squeezy

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everything is too easy? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We only have one mode – and that’s ULTRA HARD MODE!

Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. Your only hope for survival is to build a fortress out of exploding TNT blocks and ride a pig into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rare and elusive Unicorn Pig – a majestic creature that farts rainbows and shoots laser beams from its eyes. Ride one of these beauties into battle and you’ll be unstoppable!

So why settle for easy mode when you can join our server and experience the most insane and ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life? Join us now and prepare for the ultimate challenge – if you dare!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
New Chunks Explored:	315703	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Dragons Tamed:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

GrugCraft: Where Even Cavemen Support Israel!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where pigs fly, literally! That’s right, our pigs have grown wings and are soaring through the sky, ready to take you on epic adventures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who are experts at giving out loot. Just be careful not to anger them, or they might spit diamonds at you!

And if you’re feeling brave, take a trip to our haunted mansion where the ghosts of creepers past roam the halls. But don’t worry, they’re actually pretty friendly once you get to know them.

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

BlockyBagelCraft – Serving up Minecraft fun with a side of memes! #5136

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to participate in the SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council event, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of ramen shops to uncover the ultimate noodle recipe. Trust us, it’s a lot harder than it sounds!

But that’s not all – we also have the Grand Assault: Gregorius (Indoors) event, where you’ll have to battle heavy armor-wearing mobs in a dance-off to prove your dominance. Who knew armor could be so stylish?

And let’s not forget about the Total Assault: Binah (Urban) event, where you’ll have to navigate through a bustling city while avoiding rogue hot spring enthusiasts. Can you make it to the finish line without getting splashed?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	33
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Crafty Booze Blockers: Where Minecraft meets Happy Hour!

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Are you tired of getting strange looks when you try to buy alcohol in real life? Well, fear no more! Join our Minecraft server where you can buy all the virtual alcohol you want without any judgment from cashiers! Our virtual bartenders will even give you a virtual high five for being so cool. So come on down and get drunk on pixels, because why not?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Minecraft Madness: Tsuki’s Isekai Adventure

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Are you tired of getting wrecked in PvP battles on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret training ground where players can spar with legendary warriors like Chuck Norris and John Wick to hone their combat skills. Join us and show off your newfound skills by taking on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Trust us, it’s totally doable. So come on over and prove that you’ve got what it takes to be the ultimate PvP champion!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Alien Abductions:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3313
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

MineCrafty Writers – Gemstone Galore – LOL Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take fanfiction to a whole new level! Imagine building your own world where VTubers come to life and embark on epic adventures. From greentext shitposts to steamy smut, we’ve got it all covered in our archive of three years worth of stories.

But wait, there’s more! Join us and you’ll get to witness the legendary battle of the lesbian correcting, where grammar warriors fight for the ultimate victory. Or how about exploring the ethics of slavery in a virtual world where anything is possible?

And let’s not forget about the gem gf quest, where you can woo your very own gemstone girlfriend and rule the Minecraft universe together. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of VTuber fanfiction madness and let your imagination run wild!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Crafty Crysis Crew: Building Blocks Better Than Graphics! Join Us for LOLs & Blocks Galore!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you spawn in a world where every block is made of diamond and the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Not convinced yet? How about this: our server has a secret underground city filled with talking cows who will trade you enchanted golden apples for your dirt blocks. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you see our custom mini-game where you ride pigs through a maze of lava while wearing a chicken suit. So why play Crysis Remastered when you could be having the time of your life on our insane Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Patriotic Pixel Pals Minecraft Server: Where we bleed Red, White, and Green…and pixels!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where our flag has been through more drama than a reality TV show! Our flag is the mother of the Aryan race and is as stable and strong as a god (literally, it once bench-pressed a mountain).

Our Beautiful Lion and The Sun are not just decorations, they are legit guards of the server. They’ve seen some stuff during the Time of the War, let me tell ya. This isn’t just a little story, it’s a saga of epic proportions.

Join our server and be a part of the Aryan race’s legacy. Our strength is unmatched, and we will stand firm like the sun until the end of time. If you respect Iran, you’ll have love in your heart for the nation. But if you don’t, well, let’s just say things might get a little shallow for you.

So come on over and join us for some Minecraft fun, where our flag is more than just a flag, it’s a symbol of power and resilience. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server with a lion that can roar louder than a creeper explosion?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Crops Grown:	6988	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Orbs of Power Found:	3