Sweatpvp | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BoomerCraft: Where the Zoomer Memes Are as Old as the Server Itself!

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Are you tired of feeling like a boomer in the Minecraft world? Well, join our server and become a certified zoomer in no time! Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll feel like you’ve aged 6 years in just one day! Remember that meme from 6 years ago? Yeah, we’re still laughing about it on our server. Join now and never feel old again!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Secret Passages Found:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Melodic Mayhem Minecraft

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Welcome to a Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the pigs are always flying! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where you can build your dream castle, ride on rainbow-colored llamas, and battle evil mobs with nothing but a carrot in your hand!

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got secret treasure chests hidden in the clouds, diamond armor that sparkles like Edward Cullen in the sunlight, and a community of players who are more loyal than a pack of wolves.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll also get a pet creeper that tells jokes, a magic wand that can turn dirt into diamonds, and a unicorn that will give you piggyback rides through the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this crazy adventure and see why those who know, know that this Minecraft server is the only place to be!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

InstaReplyCraft: Where we respond faster than your ex! Join now for instant fun!

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Are you tired of waiting hours for replies on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we reply to messages instantly 97% of the time! That’s right, you won’t have to suffer through the agony of waiting for someone to respond to your messages.

And get this, one time a girl called me OCD for replying so quickly. Can you believe that? Who wouldn’t want fast responses in this digital age? It’s like she’s living in the Stone Age or something. But hey, if you want to experience the joy of instant communication and witness the hilarity of people calling you OCD for it, then join our server today!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CraftyBunnies: Colmar Adventures

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, rainbows, and talking bunnies! Yes, you heard that right, talking bunnies!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary carrot of power, rumored to grant whoever finds it unlimited diamond armor and the ability to fly like a chicken. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a fierce army of evil creepers who are determined to keep it for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can ride on horses and cows can shoot lasers from their eyes. It’s a crazy world out there, but we promise you’ll have the time of your life exploring it all.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what adventures await you in the wacky world of Minecraft!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

KawaiiCraft: Where Good Asian Girls Rule the Blocks

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything unique? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you good Asian girls out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of ninja pandas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with bamboo and kung fu moves. You won’t find that anywhere else, folks!

2. We have a secret underground hot pot restaurant where you can feast on delicious food while battling creepers and zombies. It’s a truly immersive dining experience!

3. Our server is protected by a magical Great Wall that keeps out griefers and trolls. Only the most honorable players can pass through its gates.

4. We host weekly karaoke nights where you can show off your singing skills and win fabulous prizes like enchanted diamond swords and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for, good Asian girls? Join our server today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Towns Built:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Crafty Americans: Where USA is Always Number Wan!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored llamas come charging through, wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep music. That’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil zombie villagers? Well, now you can! Our server is home to the most epic battles you’ve ever seen, with explosions, flying pigs, and a talking parrot sidekick named Steve.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to unwind after a long day of exploding. You haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a group of dancing skeletons and a DJ Enderman spinning the hottest tracks.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs boring old USA when you can be a part of the wildest Minecraft server in existence!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MineCrafty McMineFace – Digging, Building, and LOLing with Friends!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server! We are the Tongue Edition server, where we discuss and share indie vtubers who have at least 500 viewers or more. Why join our server, you ask? Because we cater to the VIPs of the vtuber world, the elite few who demand only the best entertainment.

But wait, there’s more! You can even shill your favorite 499 view oshi here, as long as they meet our minimal requirements of being a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube. We have a list of the top indie vtubers, including the likes of Veda987 with 6,498 viewers and Orkpod with 2,930 viewers. And don’t worry, even if they’re a corpo, as long as they don’t own talent IPs, they’re fair game!

Looking for some spicy content? We’ve got Twitch clips, VOD archival guides, and even Koikatsu cards for all your SEEEEEEEEEX needs. Plus, we have an official /lig/ booru for all your vtuber art needs. And let’s not forget about the upcoming birthdays of your favorite chuubas, like Saruei and Zuma.

So come join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in the wild world of indie vtubers. Ducks are welcome too, because why not? Don’t miss out on the craziest, most entertaining server in the Minecraft universe!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CraftyVillage: Where It’s Always Spring and We’re Always Mining

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Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like it’s spring all year round? Look no further! Our server is filled with blooming flowers, chirping birds, and sunshine for days. But that’s not all – our server has a secret underground garden filled with rare loot and treasures waiting to be discovered. Join us and experience the joys of spring in Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t want to leaf this server once you join.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Gods Slained:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Falling into the Void:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

JewCraft: Redpilling Normies, One Block at a Time!

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Are you tired of living in a world where normies are blissfully unaware of the truth about Jews? Join our Minecraft server and redpill them all with outrageous conspiracy theories and wild stories about the Jewish community! Dive into a world where every block you break uncovers a hidden Jewish plot, and every mob you defeat is secretly controlled by a Jewish mastermind. Join us and together we will uncover the truth behind the Jewish agenda… one block at a time!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8295	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Blocky Adventures: Crafting Your Way Through Persona Problems

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and creativity! Join us if you want to see Hitler return in a non-fuhrer way, because apparently that’s the key to making the series normal again. And if Atlus doesn’t release Persona 2 on PC, we’ll make sure to show our outrage in the most hilarious ways possible. Plus, if you’re a Hearts of Iron 4 player who’s sick of seeing anime profile pics everywhere, come join us and show off your 20th-century leader profile pic with pride. Trust us, this server is a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	6024	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Bobber Buddies: The ‘/r9gay/ Fishing Edition’ Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old bread in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have bread that’s so fresh, it’ll make you question why you ever settled for stale bread in the first place! Join us and experience the joy of eating bread that’s so delicious, it’ll make you do a happy dance in your virtual blocky world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bread King, who roams the land on a giant loaf of bread, spreading joy and gluten-free goodness wherever he goes. Rumor has it that if you can find him and offer him a slice of your finest bread, he’ll grant you three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because the Bread King has a mischievous sense of humor!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a carb-filled adventure like no other. Who knew that bread could be so exciting?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Animals Bred:	154	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

RespawnRUs: Where Early Deaths Make for Better Shows!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a block of dirt? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing server you’ll ever experience!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing llamas who will guide you through our magical world. Want to build a house out of rainbow-colored diamonds? Go for it! Feel like riding a giant chicken into battle? We’ve got you covered!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature who farts out diamonds and grants wishes to those who can catch him. Rumor has it that one lucky player even got their own personal hot tub filled with lava!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most absurd, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, sorry, we can’t help you).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dimension Hops:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

LOLcraft: Sassy Sampling Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any spice? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! We’ve got players using crazy sampling methods like SD, DPM, and SDE Karras – it’s like a science experiment gone wrong (but in a good way)! And don’t even get me started on our latest update – it’s so mind-blowing that even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – who knows, you might just find a new favorite sampling method that will change your Minecraft game forever!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Blocky Bedrock Bonanza: Where we mine for diamonds, not awkward questions about virginity!

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Are you tired of being the only virgin in your village? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everyone loses their virtual virginity at the ripe old age of 10! That’s right, no more awkward conversations with your friends about why you’re still a Minecraft virgin. Join us and let loose your blocky inhibitions in a world where everyone is getting lucky!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Divine Spears Created:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Crafting Catastrophe: A Minecraft Server for Fallout Fanatics

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Tired of wandering the post-apocalyptic wasteland alone? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new kind of chaos! Our world is filled with mutated creepers, radioactive cows, and even a few ghoul villagers looking to trade with you.

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond power armor, battle it out in the Nether with our custom weapons and armor, and even team up with your friends to take down the dreaded Ender Dragon…who may or may not have been mutated by nuclear radiation.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a mutant radroach as your trusty steed, build a base inside a crashed UFO, and trade with a merchant who is actually a talking Deathclaw in a top hat? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1