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Blocky Booty Busters: Where 90% of Players Mine and 80% Craft a Good Time!

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Are you tired of being just another statistic in the world of sexually transmitted infections? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about HPV again – our virtual world is completely immune to all STIs! That’s right, no need for protection here, just pure, unadulterated block-building fun! So come on over and let’s craft our way to a healthier, STI-free future together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Evil Women’s Rehab: Minecraft Edition

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Are you tired of trying to turn a prison full of wicked witches into model citizens? Look no further, because on our server, you can join forces with other players to unleash chaos and mayhem in this twisted correctional facility!

Join us for a chance to participate in epic battles against the evil sorceresses, unleash your inner mischief with hilarious pranks, and explore the dark and mysterious dungeons filled with magical treasures.

But beware, because the witches won’t go down without a fight! Are you brave enough to take on this challenge and show them who’s boss? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Ores Mined:	6119	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Rice and Spice Minecraft Server: Where All Asians Unite to Build and Fight!

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Are you tired of being oppressed by the Western imperialists in Minecraft? Do you want to join a server where the Chinese, Japanese, Koreans, and Vietnamese can come together as brothers to fight against the decadent Western powers? Look no further!

Join our server where we prioritize our own economic interests, protect our natural resources, and shape our own foreign policy without any meddling influence from the West. Together, we will shout “富國强兵!” as we build our empires and conquer the virtual world. Say goodbye to the enemy CCP or imperial Japan, and hello to a new era of unity and prosperity in Minecraft! Join us now and let’s show those Western imperialists who’s boss!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Void Gems Collected:	32
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Enchantments Applied:	59	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CraftyDigits – Where Math and Blocks Collide!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a volcano filled with exploding chickens! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie unicorns, mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese, and riding on a flying pig to the moon! Our community is full of wacky and hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

BoomerCraft: Where the Zoomer Memes Are as Old as the Server Itself!

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Are you tired of feeling like a boomer in the Minecraft world? Well, join our server and become a certified zoomer in no time! Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll feel like you’ve aged 6 years in just one day! Remember that meme from 6 years ago? Yeah, we’re still laughing about it on our server. Join now and never feel old again!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Dragons Tamed:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Melodic Mayhem Minecraft

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Welcome to a Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the pigs are always flying! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where you can build your dream castle, ride on rainbow-colored llamas, and battle evil mobs with nothing but a carrot in your hand!

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got secret treasure chests hidden in the clouds, diamond armor that sparkles like Edward Cullen in the sunlight, and a community of players who are more loyal than a pack of wolves.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll also get a pet creeper that tells jokes, a magic wand that can turn dirt into diamonds, and a unicorn that will give you piggyback rides through the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this crazy adventure and see why those who know, know that this Minecraft server is the only place to be!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Animals Bred:	149	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

InstaReplyCraft: Where we respond faster than your ex! Join now for instant fun!

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Are you tired of waiting hours for replies on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we reply to messages instantly 97% of the time! That’s right, you won’t have to suffer through the agony of waiting for someone to respond to your messages.

And get this, one time a girl called me OCD for replying so quickly. Can you believe that? Who wouldn’t want fast responses in this digital age? It’s like she’s living in the Stone Age or something. But hey, if you want to experience the joy of instant communication and witness the hilarity of people calling you OCD for it, then join our server today!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CraftyBunnies: Colmar Adventures

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, rainbows, and talking bunnies! Yes, you heard that right, talking bunnies!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary carrot of power, rumored to grant whoever finds it unlimited diamond armor and the ability to fly like a chicken. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a fierce army of evil creepers who are determined to keep it for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can ride on horses and cows can shoot lasers from their eyes. It’s a crazy world out there, but we promise you’ll have the time of your life exploring it all.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what adventures await you in the wacky world of Minecraft!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Enchantments Applied:	113	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

KawaiiCraft: Where Good Asian Girls Rule the Blocks

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything unique? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you good Asian girls out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of ninja pandas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with bamboo and kung fu moves. You won’t find that anywhere else, folks!

2. We have a secret underground hot pot restaurant where you can feast on delicious food while battling creepers and zombies. It’s a truly immersive dining experience!

3. Our server is protected by a magical Great Wall that keeps out griefers and trolls. Only the most honorable players can pass through its gates.

4. We host weekly karaoke nights where you can show off your singing skills and win fabulous prizes like enchanted diamond swords and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for, good Asian girls? Join our server today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Crafty Americans: Where USA is Always Number Wan!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored llamas come charging through, wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep music. That’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil zombie villagers? Well, now you can! Our server is home to the most epic battles you’ve ever seen, with explosions, flying pigs, and a talking parrot sidekick named Steve.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to unwind after a long day of exploding. You haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a group of dancing skeletons and a DJ Enderman spinning the hottest tracks.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs boring old USA when you can be a part of the wildest Minecraft server in existence!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8811

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MineCrafty McMineFace – Digging, Building, and LOLing with Friends!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server! We are the Tongue Edition server, where we discuss and share indie vtubers who have at least 500 viewers or more. Why join our server, you ask? Because we cater to the VIPs of the vtuber world, the elite few who demand only the best entertainment.

But wait, there’s more! You can even shill your favorite 499 view oshi here, as long as they meet our minimal requirements of being a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube. We have a list of the top indie vtubers, including the likes of Veda987 with 6,498 viewers and Orkpod with 2,930 viewers. And don’t worry, even if they’re a corpo, as long as they don’t own talent IPs, they’re fair game!

Looking for some spicy content? We’ve got Twitch clips, VOD archival guides, and even Koikatsu cards for all your SEEEEEEEEEX needs. Plus, we have an official /lig/ booru for all your vtuber art needs. And let’s not forget about the upcoming birthdays of your favorite chuubas, like Saruei and Zuma.

So come join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in the wild world of indie vtubers. Ducks are welcome too, because why not? Don’t miss out on the craziest, most entertaining server in the Minecraft universe!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Chimeras Created:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CraftyVillage: Where It’s Always Spring and We’re Always Mining

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Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like it’s spring all year round? Look no further! Our server is filled with blooming flowers, chirping birds, and sunshine for days. But that’s not all – our server has a secret underground garden filled with rare loot and treasures waiting to be discovered. Join us and experience the joys of spring in Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t want to leaf this server once you join.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Buildings Constructed:	23
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Towns Built:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Farms Harvested:	215	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

JewCraft: Redpilling Normies, One Block at a Time!

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Are you tired of living in a world where normies are blissfully unaware of the truth about Jews? Join our Minecraft server and redpill them all with outrageous conspiracy theories and wild stories about the Jewish community! Dive into a world where every block you break uncovers a hidden Jewish plot, and every mob you defeat is secretly controlled by a Jewish mastermind. Join us and together we will uncover the truth behind the Jewish agenda… one block at a time!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Blocky Adventures: Crafting Your Way Through Persona Problems

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and creativity! Join us if you want to see Hitler return in a non-fuhrer way, because apparently that’s the key to making the series normal again. And if Atlus doesn’t release Persona 2 on PC, we’ll make sure to show our outrage in the most hilarious ways possible. Plus, if you’re a Hearts of Iron 4 player who’s sick of seeing anime profile pics everywhere, come join us and show off your 20th-century leader profile pic with pride. Trust us, this server is a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Magic Items Found:	6168
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Bobber Buddies: The ‘/r9gay/ Fishing Edition’ Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old bread in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have bread that’s so fresh, it’ll make you question why you ever settled for stale bread in the first place! Join us and experience the joy of eating bread that’s so delicious, it’ll make you do a happy dance in your virtual blocky world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bread King, who roams the land on a giant loaf of bread, spreading joy and gluten-free goodness wherever he goes. Rumor has it that if you can find him and offer him a slice of your finest bread, he’ll grant you three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because the Bread King has a mischievous sense of humor!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a carb-filled adventure like no other. Who knew that bread could be so exciting?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3698	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2