SwagbuckleCraft – The Server That’s Just Vanilla Enough to Be Considered Boring

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Minecraft Server Overview

Pros
– Your builds will never go away – our world is 8 years old and will not reset. Backups and anti-griefing tools also exist
– Our group is small, so it’s easy to be familiar with everyone
– We are 99% vanilla – running fabric server software
– There are no donator benefits, only donate if you want to

Cons
– If you like starting new worlds, this one won’t ever reset and is well established
– Our group is small, so you may be the only player online at times
– If you like to grief, pvp, or curse you probably won’t like it at all
– Our staff team has full time work and other interests, so support may be delayed at times

If that sounds good to you please click here to get added to the whitelist.

If that doesn’t sound good to you, I hope you find the perfect server soon! Good luck and thanks for reading! 🙂

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Click on the link provided to join the Discord server and get added to the whitelist.

Q: Can I reset the world if I want to start fresh?

A: No, the world will not reset as it is 8 years old and well-established.

Q: Are there any benefits for donating?

A: There are no donator benefits, donate only if you want to support the server.

Q: What is the staff availability like?

A: The staff team has full-time work and other interests, so support may be delayed at times.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	173
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Ores Mined:	5094	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Holocraft: Vtubers Unite – The Ultimate Hololive English Server!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of chaos and craziness that will leave you questioning your sanity (in a good way, of course).

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Hololive English VTubers decided to create the most epic Minecraft server in the universe. They built towering castles made entirely of cake, rode pigs into battle against armies of zombie chickens, and even tamed dragons to do their bidding. And guess what? You can be a part of this epic adventure too!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a journey of laughter, friendship, and pure, unadulterated chaos. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server? The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Let’s make Minecraft great again, one meme at a time!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CraftyCraft: Where Baldur’s Gate 3 Fans Go to Forget and Build Epic Worlds

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Are you tired of waiting for Baldur’s Gate 3 to finally release? Well, fret not my friend, because we have the perfect alternative for you – our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience a world so epic, even the gods themselves are jealous. Build your own castle, tame dragons, and battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the developers of Baldur’s Gate 3 actually got their inspiration from our server. That’s right, they were so blown away by our creativity and ingenuity that they decided to make their own game.

So why waste your time waiting for a game that may never come out when you can join us and have the time of your life? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

World of Brazilian Shenanigans: Office Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Brazil is the center of the universe! Forget about boring old maps that put other countries first, we’ve got Chairman Lula leading the way and slashing minor civilizations like China and Russia with a single slash of his pickaxe. Join us for a world where Zeus himself couldn’t defeat our epic Atlas, filled with glory and partying like never before. So come on, join us and let’s show the world who’s boss on this crazy Minecraft server! And remember, GANJ in the chat for good luck!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	278
Chimeras Created:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Obligatory LOLcraft: Where Living is Optional!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you’re expected to actually work for your resources? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe in living life to the fullest – and that means no work allowed!

Join our server and experience a world where the only thing you’ll be working on is perfecting your dance moves in front of the virtual mirror. Build your dream house without lifting a finger, because on our server, the blocks magically arrange themselves!

But be warned, the mobs on our server have a killer sense of humor. You might find yourself being chased by a pack of zombie clowns or attacked by a gang of skeleton pirates. It’s all part of the fun on our server where the only rule is to have a good time.

So why waste your precious living hours working on a Minecraft server when you could be partying it up with us? Join now and let the good times roll!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

GF-Getting Yugioh Protagonist Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can join the only Minecraft server where the protagonist of Yu-Gi-Oh actually managed to get a girlfriend! That’s right, forget about saving the world from evil forces or dueling with powerful monsters – our server is all about love and romance!

Join now to witness the epic love story unfold as our protagonist navigates the ups and downs of dating while also trying to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft. Will their relationship withstand the challenges of creepers, zombies, and skeletons? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also find insane mini-games like “Duel of Love” where players battle it out for the chance to win a romantic dinner date with the protagonist and their girlfriend. Plus, we have exclusive skins and accessories inspired by the couple’s iconic outfits from the show.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most unique and hilarious Minecraft adventure you’ve ever had! Who knows, you might even find love yourself…or at least a diamond sword.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Crafty Anons: ‘Hey /b/’ Minecraft Server

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Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where creepers wear party hats and skeletons break out into dance battles instead of shooting arrows. That’s right, on our server, the mobs have more moves than Jagger!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land on giant chickens, raiding villages and leaving a trail of chaos in their wake. Join them if you dare, or try to stop their shenanigans and earn some epic loot in the process.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is rumored to be home to the rarest of all Minecraft creatures – the elusive Rainbow Sheep. Legend has it that whoever can find and tame one of these majestic beasts will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a world of wacky wonders and outrageous adventures. Just remember, on this server, anything can happen – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2488	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Crops Grown:	6487
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SpamCraft: Where Autistic Spammers Rule the World!

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Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers with no chaotic energy? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all the autistic spammers out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with nonsensical chat messages, random memes, and endless trolling. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have constant chaos and laughter? Come join us and be part of the madness today!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Crafty Cows and Cluckers: ‘She’s right’ Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a banana instead of a pickaxe. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the madness!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a journey through a lava-filled cave while dodging flaming chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants wishes (but only if you can defeat the giant zombie potato guarding it)!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

DragonCraft: Where Creepers Power Up and Endermen Go Super Saiyan

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Dragonball game mode, where you can battle it out with your friends using epic powers and transformations. Want to see Goku fight Steve in an epic showdown? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	11

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

World War 3: The Battle of Blocktopia

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by the Council of Derp that this Minecraft server is the ultimate place to be if you want to experience pure chaos and hilarity! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to a rare species of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them bacon. Yes, you heard that right. Bacon-loving diamond pigs!

2. The entire map is made up of edible blocks, so you can literally eat your way through the world. Just be careful not to get a stomachache from too much dirt and grass.

3. Our PvP arena is located on a giant trampoline, so you can bounce around while fighting your enemies. It’s like a battle and a bounce house all in one!

4. We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. They may explode the dance floor every now and then, but hey, it’s all part of the fun!

5. The villagers on our server have been known to break out into spontaneous musical numbers, complete with choreographed dance moves. You never know when you’ll stumble upon a village flash mob!

So, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Pixel Peen Paradise: /PPP/

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a brainwashing SRPG edition that will blow your mind (literally)! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep playing.

Imagine a world where you can battle it out in epic RPG battles while also being brainwashed to believe you’re a Minecraft chicken. That’s right, you’ll be clucking your way to victory in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our server also includes a special feature where you can unlock hidden abilities by doing the chicken dance in real life. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of brainwashing). Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4850	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Potions Brewed:	25
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

GF Quest Minecraft Server: Where Diamonds Aren’t the Only Thing You’ll Be Mining 😉

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Guys, forget about finding a girlfriend in real life, join our Minecraft server instead! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret…rumor has it that our server is actually a secret dating hub for all the single players out there! Just imagine, mining diamonds together, building epic structures side by side, and maybe even sharing a virtual kiss under the virtual sunset. Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only explodes with love and friendship. So don’t be scared if you hear strange hissing noises behind you, it’s just our friendly neighborhood creeper spreading the love!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every new player who joins our server gets a free pet dragon that will follow you around and protect you from any griefers or trolls. Who needs a guard dog when you have a fire-breathing dragon by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and find love, friendship, and maybe even a pet dragon! Just be careful not to get too distracted by all the fun and forget to eat, sleep, or go outside. Who needs real life when you have Minecraft, right?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SidekickCraft: Where the NPCs steal the spotlight!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids! We have flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Join us if you want to ride on a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT or participate in our annual llama fashion show. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of destiny. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Magic Items Found:	5820
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CraftyCrafterz: Where you can mine diamonds or serve tables, your choice!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can choose between receiving 10 million dollars or the chance to wait this table! Sounds like a tough decision, right? But trust us, waiting this table is the ultimate challenge that only the bravest Minecraft players can conquer.

Once you join our server, you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the treacherous journey of waiting this table. Legend has it that those who successfully wait this table will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want to be able to fly without wings? No problem. Want unlimited diamonds? You got it.

But beware, waiting this table is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to battle hordes of evil mobs, solve mind-bending puzzles, and navigate through deadly traps. Only the most skilled and determined players will make it to the end and claim their three wishes.

So what will it be? 10 million dollars or the chance to wait this table? Choose wisely, because on our server, the craziest adventures await those who dare to take on the challenge. Join us now and let the epic quest begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

The Blocky Banter Brigade – No. 196122605 by Anonymous

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs shooting rainbows out of their butts. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Friday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with exploding green creatures. And don’t even get me started on our exclusive diamond armor fashion show where Endermen strut their stuff on the runway. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, insanity, and maybe even a little bit of magic.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Buildings Constructed:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.