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PointlessCraft Holiday Hub

absurd holiday, forgotten holiday, holiday, Hub, insignificant holiday, irrelevant holiday, meaningless holiday, mundane holiday, nonsensical holiday, obscure holiday, overlooked holiday, pointless holiday, PointlessCraft, silly holiday, trivial holiday, uncelebrated holiday, uneventful holiday, unimportant holiday, unmemorable holiday, unnecessary holiday, unpopular holiday, unremarkable holiday, useless holiday

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8167
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	97
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Magic Items Found:	7490
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Join our Minecraft server and celebrate Pointless Holiday Day every day! Why waste time on real holidays when you can join us for a day dedicated to doing absolutely nothing? Our server is full of pointless activities like staring at walls, counting sheep, and organizing your inventory for the millionth time.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t forget about our annual “Build a Giant Potato” competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual french fries.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community dedicated to celebrating the most pointless holiday in the most ridiculous ways possible? Join us now and let the pointlessness begin!

KrautCraft Minecraft Server

advice, Angela Merkel, controversy, current events, diplomatic response, don’t feed the troll, elon musk, German chancellor, germany, internet culture, KrautCraft, leadership, media relations, Minecraft, Musk, online behavior, Politics, public figure, Server, social media, Technology, tesla, trolling, viral news

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9787
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join cuz, like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. but, like, watch out for the creepers, they’re always tryna blow up our stuff.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs? yeah, it’s pretty sick.

also, our admin is, like, a wizard or something. he can literally make anything appear out of thin air. need more diamonds? no problem. want a giant castle? easy peasy.

plus, we have a secret society of llamas that are plotting to take over the server. it’s wild, man.

so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. just remember, don’t feed the troll.

SubmarinelessRussia

Black Sea Fleet, Defense, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Global influence, maritime security, Mediterranean, mediterranean sea, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military presence, naval base, naval operations, naval power, russia, russian military, Russian navy, strategic location, SubmarinelessRussia, Submarines, Tartus

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8606
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Crops Grown:	7130
Endless Night Skies:	4	Void Gems Collected:	25
Alien Abductions:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	3

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE SUBMARINES THAN RUSSIA IN THE MEDITERRANEAN SEA! WE GOT SO MANY SUBMARINES, YOU’LL FEEL LIKE YOU’RE UNDERWATER ALL THE TIME! SWIM WITH THE FISHES AND EXPLORE OUR UNDERWATER CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET QUEST WHERE YOU CAN FIND THE LOST CITY OF TARTUS AND UNLOCK ANCIENT TREASURES! WHO NEEDS RUSSIAN SUBMARINES WHEN YOU CAN HAVE DIAMOND BLOCKS AND LOST CITIES, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND BECOME THE KING OF THE SEAS! 🐟🌊💎

Brain Chip Cheater Server

academic dishonesty, academic integrity, Brain, brain chip, brain implant, CHEATER, Cheating, cheating advancements, cheating in school, cheating methods, cheating on exams, cheating prevention, cheating techniques, cheating trends, cheating with technology, Chip, cognitive enhancement, education, Ethics, Future, innovation, Server, Technology, test

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5334
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Animals Bred:	109	Gods Slained:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Endless Night Skies:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	159
Love Letters Sent:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	15

yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got pigs that can do backflips and cows that rap like eminem.

we got a secret underground base where all the chickens wear sunglasses and have dance parties every night.

if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. but watch out for the evil villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of zombie pigs.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, fam.

so come on over and join the fun, because someone cheating on a test with a brain-chip is probably way closer than we think it is.

Ketamine Craft: Parkinson’s Edition

brain function, brain stimulation, Craft, dopamine levels, drug therapy, dyskinesia, Edition, ketamine, levodopa, levodopa-induced dyskinesia, Medical research, motor cortex control, motor function, movement control, Movement Disorders, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, Parkinson’s Disease, Parkinson’s patients, parkinsons, Treatment

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2705
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Emeralds Found:	5023	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Epic Battles Fought:	20

come join our epic minecraft server where the ketamine flows like water and restores your movement control like a boss! forget about boring old levodopa-induced dyskinesia, we got the goods to make your motor cortex control like a pro.

imagine riding a pig through the nether while doing the moonwalk like michael jackson on steroids. that’s the kind of crazy fun you can expect on our server.

we’ve got dungeons filled with ketamine power-ups, secret passages that lead to ketamine treasure chests, and even a ketamine-powered rollercoaster that will blow your mind (literally).

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the ultimate ketamine-fueled adventure in minecraft like never before!

Java Survival

Address, admins, advertising, Cheating, commands, Community, Custom, Discord, exploits, HACKING, java, land protections, Legitimate, Moderators, multiplayer, offensive language, Plugins, Politics, Property, rules, smp, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3635
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Animals Bred:	119
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Description	Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play like regular players without using commands for personal gain. Custom plugins for basic commands and land protections provide a unique feel.
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, Java Survival allows the use of certain mods as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: How do I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player by messaging a moderator or admin on Discord or in-game. Provide as much evidence as you can.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed. Respect other players’ creations and property.

Q: How often is the server updated?

A: The server is regularly updated to ensure a current Minecraft experience with longevity.

New Horizon Craft 1.21.2

/pol/ approved, 1.21.2, conservative hobbies, Craft, hobbies, hobby activities, hobby choices, hobby discovery, hobby exploration, hobby ideas, Hobby inspiration, hobby interests, hobby pastimes, hobby pursuits, Hobby recommendations, hobby suggestions, HORIZON, new hobbies, New Year, political hobbies, right-wing hobbies, traditional hobbies

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9575
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Buildings Constructed:	34

Yo, bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Imagine a world where you can build your own utopia, free from the shackles of reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of dancing llamas who control the economy with their sick moves. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of ninja chickens who will challenge you to epic battles of wits and strength. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary potato king who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the world! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BroBroRealtor Minecraft Server

BroBroRealtor, buying a house, communication breakdown, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, home buying process, Home ownership, house hunting, Minecraft, Older brother, property investment, property purchase, Real Estate (Industry), real estate agent, real estate market, realtor selection, regret, renting, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9628
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Enchantments Applied:	109
Towns Built:	4	Star Shards Collected:	90
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us for a chance to claim virtual properties before your older brother swoops in and steals them from under your nose. Build your dream house, team up with other players to plot against your siblings, and maybe even become the ultimate real estate mogul in the virtual world. Who needs a realtor when you have the power of blocks and creativity on your side? Join now and show your brother who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyBoyfriendCookFail

aita, Boyfriend, Brat, busy, cook dinner, CraftyBoyfriendCookFail, crying, Eat, ENERGY, exhausted, jacket potatoes, mom, pasta, pesto, pizza, relationship, Relax, STARVING, ungrateful, Upset, work

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7481
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Crops Grown:	6299
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will satisfy your hunger for adventure? Look no further than our server! Just like this poor soul who couldn’t get a decent meal, you’ll never go hungry on our server. We provide virtual feasts fit for a king, with a menu that will make your mouth water.

Join our server and experience the drama of deciding between pasta, jacket potatoes, or even pizza for dinner. Will you lose your temper like this hangry player, or will you find a way to satisfy your cravings peacefully? The choice is yours!

Don’t be an ungrateful brat like the player in this story – join our server and feast like royalty. Who needs a boyfriend to cook dinner when you have a Minecraft server serving up delicious virtual meals? Come hungry, leave satisfied – join our server today!

AttentionHogMinecraftSMP

attention seeking, attention seeking actions, attention seeking behavior, attention seeking tactics, attention-seeking antics, AttentionHogMinecraftSMP, bad behavior, craving attention, desperate actions, desperate for attention, embarrassing acts, Inappropriate Behavior, negative attention, seeking admiration, seeking approval, seeking approval from others, seeking attention at any cost, seeking recognition, seeking validation, seeking validation from others

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9870
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Chimeras Created:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, one time this dude built a giant statue of a chicken and then rode it around the server like a majestic steed. And then another time, someone built a rollercoaster that went through a lava waterfall and everyone was like, “WTF is happening?!” It’s like a circus on steroids, but in Minecraft form. Plus, there’s this one guy who always wears a pumpkin on his head and only speaks in pig Latin. It’s wild, man. You gotta come check it out, you won’t regret it!

FreeDiamondsOnly

Air, basic needs, clean water, compassion, education, equality, essential services, FreeDiamondsOnly, freedom of speech, fresh food, Happiness, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, internet access, Justice, Kindness, love, Nature, Peace, Shelter, something free

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4544
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	7888
Mines Excavated:	4630	Runes Activated:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Diamonds! And on our server, they are! That’s right, we have a never-ending supply of diamonds just waiting for you to mine them. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who will trade you anything you want for just a few emeralds. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our custom-built Nether fortress, where you can battle hordes of zombie pigmen and collect rare loot. So come join us on our server, where the diamonds are free and the adventures are endless!

BorderBrawl Minecraft Server

aggression, border region, BorderBrawl, Conflict, counterattack, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, foreign affairs, Geopolitical, international relations, Military Action, military conflict, Minecraft, political tensions, power struggle, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8417
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	421	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

so, like, ukraine was all like “russia, u cray cray” and then they launched a counterattack in the border region and it was like BOOM! but then russia was like “oh no you didn’t” but ukraine was like “oh yes we did!” and it was like a minecraft battle but in real life! join our server and be part of the epic battles and drama, u won’t regret it! plus, we have free cake every wednesday! come join the fun, it’s gonna be lit!

Elon’s Parliament DissolveCraft

Britain, DissolveCraft, elon musk, Elons, forbes, king charles, lawmakers, misinformed, Parliament, Tesla CEO

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2820
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	299
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	0

lol dis server is like if elon musk was in charge of parliament and king charles was just chillin like “yo, dissolve dat shiz”. u gotta join cuz we got crazy redstone contraptions that will make ur brain explode with confusion. also, rumor has it that if u build a giant tesla coil, elon musk himself will come and give u a high five. lawmakers be like “wtf is dis server even about” but who cares, we’re here to have a good time and build some epic stuff. so come join us and let’s make minecraft history together!

Underwear Land – No Pants Required

clothing, comfort, fashion, History, hygiene, invention, Land, modesty, necessity, pants, required, societal norms, underclothes, undergarment design, undergarment evolution, undergarment history, undergarment industry, undergarment innovation, undergarment technology, undergarment trends, undergarments, Underpants, underwear

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2829
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2136
Farms Harvested:	753	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we wear underwear on our heads cuz why not?! We got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese! Plus, if you join now, you get a free pet rock that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t miss out on the underwear party of a lifetime!

Gut Bacteria Rats Mediterranean Memory Boost

Bacteria, Boost, brain function, brain health, brain health benefits, brain health diet, brain-boosting, cognitive function, cognitive performance, dietary habits, Gut, gut bacteria, gut health, health benefits, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, Mediterranean, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, Mediterranean food, Memory, memory enhancement, memory improvement, Microbiome, nutrition, Rats

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6462
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mines Excavated:	1261	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Falling into the Void:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

so, liek, u know how ur brain needs sum gud food to werk right? well, dis server is liek da Mediterranean diet for ur minecraft brain! we got all da brain-boosting benefits u need to pwn dem creepers and zombies.

wen u join dis server, ur gut bacteria will be all like “woah, dis place is dope!” and u will start to remember where u put ur diamonds and stuff. ur cognitive performance will be off da charts, u will be building epic structures and redstone contraptions in no time.

our server is da secret sauce to unlocking ur inner minecraft genius. so come join us and let’s change ur gut bacteria for da better!

Players:	104/700	Votes:	1253
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	62	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1