| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2949 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
1. We have a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the dancers. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!
2. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of PvP combat. You haven’t lived until you’ve been defeated by a llama in a diamond helmet.
3. We have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race through obstacle courses in the sky. It’s like Mario Kart, but with bacon!
4. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re fighting for your life.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures of your life!
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Towns Built: | 5 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage.
We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Clucky who thinks he’s a ninja.
But the real reason you should join? We have a Swedish language class every Tuesday where we try to seduce each other with phrases from Swedish porn. Trust us, it’s not as sexy as you think.
So come on over and join the madness! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a stack of pork chops. You’re gonna need it.
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 45 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs out of its ears. Rumor has it that whoever tames this majestic creature will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers and skeletons dance the night away to the latest hits from DJ Villager. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 5743 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples scattered all over the map! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil chickens.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep Army, led by none other than the mystical Rainbow Sheep Queen. Join forces with her and conquer the land with your colorful wooly warriors.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest adventure of your blocky life! Just remember, drama queens need not apply – we’re too busy having fun to deal with any of that nonsense.
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 90 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
With exclusive appearances from President Trump himself, you’ll feel like you’re in the Oval Office while mining for diamonds. Plus, rumor has it that Liz Harrington is secretly the best Minecraft player in the world and will challenge you to a build-off!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden messages and secret codes just like Trump’s tweets. Can you decode them all and unlock the ultimate treasure chest?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, it’ll be huge! #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 44 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 100 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Server for fun survival (but there are also mini-games), limited number of players
For Minecraft Java and Bedrock from 1.7 to 1.21
Rules:
1 Don’t destroy anything
2 You don’t have to follow the rules
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 210 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
But that’s not all – we also have a special summoning campaign where you can summon Huyan Zhuo, the legendary warrior who once defeated a horde of creepers with just a watermelon! And don’t forget about our main interlude event, “Great Void Sea Battle, Imaginary Scramble,” where you can team up with your favorite servants to conquer the depths of the ocean.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted pickaxes. It’s a Minecraft adventure like no other!
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Join us and experience the insanity of blaming Jews for low birthrates in Minecraft! But wait, there’s more! Did you know that in our server, East Asian countries like China, Korea, and Japan have low birthrates too? And it’s all because the women are afraid of ruining their slim bodies and gaining weight quickly from giving birth. Who needs freedom when you can have a slim body, am I right?
So come on over and join our Minecraft SMP for a laugh riot like no other. Who needs logic when you have pure chaos?
| Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
**Join Our New SMP!**
**Halloween Event Out Now!** Take part in exclusive Halloween-themed activities and earn special rewards during this spooky season! Keep an eye out for the Halloween Mob lurking around the server—it’s not just spooky, but it holds the key to a 10% off code! Defeat it and unlock the discount!
**Features:** – Custom Enchants – Economy:** – Custom Skills & Leveling System:** – Land Claims:**
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
MineZones is a Minecraft network featuring Lifesteal
MineZones is a Minecraft network that offers a wide selection of gamemodes all featuring custom models, custom textured items, custom guis, custom menus & more!
Our gamemodes are Skyblock, Survival, Prison, Lifesteal! More information listed below.
Our servers are filled with custom content designed to keep you playing for hours on end! We also pride ourselves on ZERO lag! Come and play!
Discord: discord.gg/minezones
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 10 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the base was actually a trap set by a mischievous player who lured them in with promises of riches, only to trap them in a maze of lava and TNT. It was a wild ride, let me tell you!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary PvP tournament where players battle it out on a floating island surrounded by sharks with laser beams attached to their heads. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy, because why not?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 40 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Join us and embark on a journey to find out who the most useless character in Dragon Ball is (spoiler alert: it’s not Yamcha)! But that’s not all – we have insane challenges and quests that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit.
Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? Or build a giant statue of a potato in the middle of a lava lake? Well, on our server, anything is possible!
So come on down and join us for a wild ride that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Who knows, you might even discover the true meaning of friendship…or just have a really good time. See you there!
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on the ruins of an ancient civilization, and players who explore deep enough may uncover hidden treasures and powerful artifacts. Who knows what secrets lie beneath the surface of our world?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unleash your creativity like never before. Just remember to watch out for the lava pits and creepers, because they’re nothing compared to the real danger of missing out on all the fun!
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
