| Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 7136 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 18 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 298 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant mutant chickens, build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, or ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary “found the faggot” treasure hidden deep within the server, rumored to grant you unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 4253 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
But that’s not all! Our server is rumored to have a secret underground city where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for stacks of diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swipe.
So why waste your time with the normies when you can join our epic Minecraft SMP and become a legend in your own right? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a normalfaggot, you’re a Minecraft master!
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | New Chunks Explored: | 466885 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against armies of evil llamas, and mine for diamonds in a maze filled with dancing skeletons. Our server is so wild that even the creepers have a sense of humor and will tell you jokes before blowing up your base.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you superpowers.
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant talking chicken, but hey, that’s all part of the fun).
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Magic Items Found: | 4845 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 153 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 31 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 28 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who love to play chess in their free time. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also host weekly tournaments where players must compete in intense Vietnamese basket weaving challenges to claim the title of Master Weaver.
So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a truly bizarre and hilarious adventure on our server. Who knows, you might even encounter a mysterious potion that turns you into a chicken for a day or stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs rule the land. The possibilities are endless, so come join us and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
But wait, there’s more! We have AFU raids on Orthodox Cathedrals, tax increases to keep the war effort alive, and Ukrainian Parliament approving the biggest tax increase yet! And let’s not forget about the center of Toretsk being reached by Russian forces – it’s a party you don’t want to miss!
So come on down to our server where the action never stops and the drama is always at an all-time high. Who needs boring old building and mining when you can experience all this insanity in one place? Join now and be a part of the chaos!
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and thought they were the best builder in the land. Little did they know, our resident prankster had rigged their house with exploding chickens! It was a clucking disaster, but oh boy was it hilarious.
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic PvP battles, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted potato as a prize. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to Discord and join our mumble server for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of building on the side. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun)!
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Buster – servers with completely different ideas. These servers are similar in one thing: survival. We strive to make the server a comfortable place for players who love different games. Rust, Minecraft, Phasmophobia… We’re sure there’s a place for everyone!
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing villagers appear and challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot. Or how about a PVP season where you have to fight outdoors while dodging flaming arrows and flying pigs? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a main story unlock that involves a Decagrammaton chapter 2 where you must wield the Sword of Flames to defeat evil mobs. Plus, we have limited edition idol characters like Mari, Sakurako, and Mine who will serenade you with their angelic voices as you explore the world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the wildest adventure of your life! Who knows what crazy antics and hilarious moments await you in this one-of-a-kind virtual world.
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 247 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Join us and experience the exhilarating sensation of touching grass in unison as we embark on epic quests to find the rarest blades of grass and battle against evil mobs who are trying to prevent us from feeling the soft, ticklish blades beneath our feet.
But beware, for rumors say that there is a secret underground society of grass-haters who will stop at nothing to sabotage our grass-touching endeavors. Will you join us in our quest to protect and cherish the grass, or will you succumb to the dark side and become a grass-hater yourself? The choice is yours, adventurer. Touch grass with us, or touch grass alone forever.
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has been spotted wearing a tutu and singing show tunes!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a mythical creature said to bring good luck and fortune to those who dare to find it. Rumor has it that anyone who manages to ride the Diamond Sheep into battle will be granted invincibility and the ability to shoot fireballs from their fingertips!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and probably will!
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Charlie herself would want to join. We’re on a mission to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in our kingdom… by building hotels and running small assassin businesses, of course. Who knew rehab could be this fun?
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. We promise you won’t regret it… unless you get on the bad side of our bruiser Millie, then all bets are off. Join now and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 43 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
