| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to challenge players to absurd tasks, like building a giant statue of a chicken using only pink wool and diamond blocks. And if you manage to complete their challenges, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.
Oh, and did we mention the giant cheese volcano that erupts every hour, spewing gooey cheese all over the landscape? It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.
So come join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many blocks of TNT). Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of Justin Bieber, and have epic battles with other players using nothing but baked potatoes as weapons. Our server is like a mix between a circus and a war zone, but with more explosions and less clowns (unless you count the players, of course).
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server, and if you can earn their trust, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams. Just don’t ask too many questions about how they became the rulers of our world…it’s a long and weird story involving a magic carpet and a talking cactus.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on whitebros…our response? and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back…and you may never look at a blocky pig the same way again.
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
We promise you won’t find any pictures of late husbands causing a ruckus at weddings here. Our server is a safe space for all players, no matter how complicated their family dynamics may be.
So come on and join us for a virtual escape from the chaos of real life. Build, explore, and have a blast without worrying about seating arrangements or family feuds. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 7891 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 26 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9447 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Season 1
Custom Lifesteal! Halloween event! Be top 3 On leaderboards for a custom rank! top 3 kills=Assassin top 3 bal=Rich
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Welcome to Fabled Realms!
Step into a world where epic adventures, thrilling combat, and immersive storytelling await. Fabled Realms is a dynamic Minecraft roleplay server that offers a blend of Questing, Survival, Arena PvP, and Roleplay elements, creating an unparalleled experience for every type of player!
Features: Questing: Embark on captivating story-driven quests that take you through ancient lands, forgotten kingdoms, and mystical realms. Complete challenges, solve mysteries, and uncover the secrets of the world.
Roleplay: Dive into your character’s story and interact with a vibrant, community-driven world. Choose your path—will you be a noble knight, a cunning rogue, or a powerful mage? Forge alliances, build your legacy, and shape the world through your actions.
Survival: Master the wild as you gather resources, build your stronghold, and thrive in an ever-changing environment. Whether you choose to live in peace or prepare for battle, survival is key.
Arena PvP: Test your combat skills in our adrenaline-pumping arenas! Face off against other players in duels or team battles to prove your strength and claim glory.
Join us at Fabled Realms, where every player has a story to tell, and the fate of the realm is in your hands!
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
| Welcome to Shacknews SMP |
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| Shacknews SMP is an old school SMP server formed around the Shacknews gaming community. We’re looking for other like minded adults to join our server! We started running a Minecraft server back in the Alpha versions in 2010. Our server is PvE focused mostly on building projects/bases, redstone farms and just general playing Minecraft with friends, we’re all pretty laid back here. Typically we don’t do server economies or shopping districts, usually shared farms in community areas, ect… Pretty much a vanilla+ server here, no P2W, server boosting, ranks or anything like that on this server. Our server is currently running a custom-made Fabric Modpack on Java v1.21.1. |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What version of Minecraft is the server running? | The server is running Java v1.21.1. |
| Is the server P2W? | No, the server is not pay-to-win. |
| Do you have a Discord server? | Yes, we have a Discord server called Shacknews “TheChatty” Discord. |
| When was the server world last reset? | The server world was reset around the release of version 1.21 of Minecraft. |
| Do you have a modpack? | Yes, we have a custom-made Fabric Modpack available on Modrinth. |
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and out-of-this-world challenges. Build your own virtual Israel and show off your hubris to the world. Take on epic quests like finding the lost Ark of the Covenant or battling giant hummus monsters.
But beware, the Israeli hubris is contagious and you may find yourself strutting around like a peacock in no time. So come on, join us and let your inner Israeli shine on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knew hubris could be so much fun?
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 59 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Our schedule is as chaotic as Neuro-sama’s thoughts, but you can always catch her on Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and even X (wherever that is). Need some AI education? Check out our links for videos and articles that will blow your mind!
And if you want to show your support for our AI queen, grab some merch from our store. Trust us, you won’t find another Minecraft SMP like this one. Join now and prepare for a wild ride! #NeuroSamaSMP #AIOverlord #MinecraftMadness
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Join us for a supportive community that will never dismiss your feelings or tell you that you don’t need anyone checking in on you. We believe in showing care and appreciation for all players, no matter how self-sufficient they may seem.
And don’t worry, if you ever feel like storming out in a fit of rage like OP did, our virtual world has plenty of creeper-free zones where you can cool off and regroup. So come on over and let us show you the love and support you deserve in the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server out there!
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 340 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Join us if you want to be friends with players who have built entire cities out of diamond blocks, tamed dragons to use as flying mounts, and have a secret underground lair filled with treasure. But beware, if you can’t handle the heat of a PvP battle or the chaos of a prank war, then you might not be able to handle the craziness of our server.
We only accept players who are willing to take on challenges like building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether, creating a farm with every single type of animal in the game, or participating in a massive treasure hunt that leads to a hidden stronghold filled with rare loot.
So if you think you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world of Minecraft madness, then join us today and see if you can become the ultimate champion of our server!
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
