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Crafty Memes: Where /pol/ meets Minecraft for some LOLs

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Are you tired of worrying about civil war breaking out in the US? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no civil war” policy! Join us and escape the chaos of the real world by building your own virtual paradise. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical force field that repels any potential civil war instigators. So come on, join us and let’s build a peaceful and harmonious virtual community together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Divine Spears Created:	12	Void Gems Collected:	16
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Runes Activated:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

DullCraft: Where even the creepers are bored! Join now for a snooze-fest of a good time!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is anything but dull!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJ’s and the zombies know how to bust a move.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or minecart), then come join us and prepare for the craziest ride of your virtual life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Meteorites Collected:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Crafty McCraftface: The Server That’s Definitely Not Just a Random Number

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs as they soar through the sky, battling evil chickens with laser eyes. Build your own castle made entirely of rainbow blocks and defend it from an army of zombie llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted sheep that poops out golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party cave where all the mobs go to boogie down.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Crafty Nations: ‘>your country’ Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are as explosive as your love life! Are you ready to dive into a world where the blocks are as stacked as the players? Join us if you think you can handle a Latina – because our server is hotter than a desert temple in the middle of summer!

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a heartbroken ex looking for revenge, and the zombies are just misunderstood creatures looking for a friend. Can you survive the chaos and become the ultimate blocky champion?

So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because on this server, anything is possible. Who knows, you might even find love in a world made of blocks! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Alien Abductions:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Villages Defended:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Falling into the Void:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Nijisisters’ 39 IQ Abomination: Minecraft Madness

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Are you tired of taking L’s in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate winner’s club! We’ve got collabs with chubbas that will blow your mind and have you crying tears of joy. Suisei, Miko, Senchou – they’re all on our side, racking up those wins like nobody’s business. So if you want to be a part of the winning team, join us and leave those losers in the dust. Let the hololive spirit guide you to victory!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Poopocalypse Adventures

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Tired of getting wrecked by sweaty try-hards who have memorized every pixel of the map? Come join our Minecraft server where we embrace chaos and madness! Our players are so unpredictable, they don’t even know where they’re going half the time. No more getting killed by nerds with 1000+ hours of gameplay, here you’ll get killed by a chicken riding a pig or a llama wearing a top hat. Trust us, it’s a whole new level of insanity that you won’t find anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the true meaning of Minecraft mayhem!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Crafty Climate Deniers: Where Global Warming is Just a Myth!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the lava flows like water and the creepers have a sense of humor! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream castle, only to have it blown up by a mischievous Enderman who thought it would be funny to rearrange your blocks.

Our server is known for its wacky adventures, like the time a group of players accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie chickens that took over the entire village. Or the time someone tried to ride a pig off a cliff and ended up crash landing in a pool of lava.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of peaceful activities for those who prefer a more laid-back experience. You can go fishing in our enchanted lakes, explore our vast underground caves filled with treasure, or just hang out with your friends and build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.

So come join us and see why everyone is saying, “Did it just get warmer?” on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

GigCraft – Where Genshin Impact meets Minecraft in the most epic crossover ever! Join the fun now!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and chaos!

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and cows can dance the Macarena. But that’s not all – our server has a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the dancers!

Need a break from all the craziness? Take a stroll through our enchanted forest where the trees sing Beyoncé songs and the flowers tell dad jokes. And don’t forget to visit our lava park where you can roast marshmallows and play volleyball with magma cubes.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a special redeemable code that unlocks a magical unicorn mount that farts rainbows. Trust us, you won’t find that anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Crafty Jack-Offs: Anon’s Minecraft Server of Questionable Requests

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and non-stop laughter.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of chickens start attacking you because you forgot to pay your chicken tax. Or how about the time we had a giant zombie apocalypse and the only way to survive was to dance the Macarena? Trust us, you won’t find experiences like this anywhere else.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of pants (you’ll thank us later).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Gods Slained:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Itachi’s Evil Lair: Where Villains Rule and Creepers Drool

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Do you ever lay awake at night, pondering the question of whether Itachi should have stayed evil? Well, ponder no more, because on our Minecraft server, we wholeheartedly believe that Itachi should have embraced his dark side! Join us for epic battles, where you can choose to fight alongside the legendary Itachi as he reigns terror on the land.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground village where you can trade with shady characters and uncover hidden treasures. And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where all the creepers are friendly and love to give hugs.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s rewrite the story of Itachi together! Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Hokage of the underworld.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Crops Grown:	8590
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

KissyCraft: Where even creepers can’t resist a smooch! 😘💥 #minecraftlove

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Kenya is shook! We have crazy events like two players getting caught on CCTV kissing in an elevator in Nairobithots (yes, that’s a real place on our server)! Join us for non-stop drama, unexpected twists, and a whole lot of laughs. Who knows what will happen next on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Minecraft Mania: Where MoP Classic Players Go to Chill and Craft!

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Are you tired of waiting for MoP Classic to be released? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate MoP Classic waiting room! Why waste time twiddling your thumbs when you can join us and experience zero hype like never before?

Join our server and mingle with fellow MoP Classic enthusiasts who are just as impatient as you are. We have exclusive activities such as staring at the countdown clock, theorizing about potential release dates, and even role-playing as MoP Classic NPCs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted special powers to speed up the release of MoP Classic. Some say that the developers themselves frequent our server and take suggestions from our members on how to make the game even better.

So what are you waiting for? Join our MoP Classic waiting room Minecraft server today and be a part of the most epic and ridiculous countdown experience of your life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	9276
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Towns Built:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Crafty McCraftface: ‘Two weeks is up’ – Where creeper meets deadline in style!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is about to get LIT! Why, you ask? Because in just two weeks, Iran is planning to attack our server! That’s right, you’ll have to defend your virtual home from virtual missiles and virtual explosions. Join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you have what it takes to survive the virtual warzone! Plus, we have flying pigs and talking chickens, so what more could you ask for? Join us now before it’s too late!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ores Mined:	2381
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	310
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Crafty Mahjong Madness – Play Tiles and Blocks with ‘/mjg/’

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and mahjong madness!

Forget about building houses and mining for resources, on our server, you’ll be competing in epic mahjong tournaments that will test your skills and luck. Watch M-League matches to learn from the pros and improve your game.

But that’s not all! We also have a special booru dedicated to all things mahjong, where you can share your epic wins and epic fails with the community.

And if you’re feeling extra competitive, sign up for our BA tourney and show off your mahjong skills to the world. Who knows, you might just become the next mahjong champion!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the mahjong madness begin! Trust us, you won’t find a more thrilling Minecraft experience anywhere else.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ores Mined:	8630

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Love at First Creeper

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more heart-wrenching than unrequited love is losing all your diamonds in a lava pit! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time I accidentally built a roller coaster that launched me straight into a pack of creepers.

Looking for a place to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual realm where anything is possible? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to forget about that awkward 3-hour phone call where you professed your love and got nothing but awkward silence in return. Here, you can focus on building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding a new love interest who appreciates your diamond sword skills.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the adventures begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with a zombie and a skeleton…hey, stranger things have happened in Minecraft!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2