SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Serious Question: Can You Survive This Minecraft Madness?

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Are you tired of middle-managers who do absolutely nothing except sit in their office and chat with their buddies? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join our server where middle-managers actually DO stuff, like guiding players on their tasks, training newbies, and making sure everyone is on the right track.

Forget about lazy managers who don’t do anything productive, our middle-managers will make sure you’re always producing the correct blocks, not sleeping on the job, and running the right stuff. Plus, they’ll actually come check on you in the warehouse instead of hiding in their office all day!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server where middle-managers are actually useful and not just useless NPCs, join us now and experience the most efficient and hilarious management team in the game. Who knows, you might even get promoted to middle-manager yourself and show them how it’s really done!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Crafty AF: Know the difference between a creeper and your ex

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs! Imagine the riches you could have with just a few clucks!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the infamous Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell jokes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Crafty Confederates: Where Democrats Rule the Minecraft World!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old flags and factions? Well, look no further because on our server, the Democrats are actually Confederates! That’s right, you’ll see players flying the CSA flag proudly as they build their empires and battle it out for supremacy. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate this crazy world where everything is turned upside down. Who knows what other surprises await you on this wacky server? Join now and see for yourself!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Crafty LOLz Server: ‘IN !!!!!!!!!!!’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant mutant cow. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow blocks and ride a flying pig as your trusty steed.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Crafty McLaughington’s LOLtastic Adventure Land

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for resources? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for an epic adventure where we plan to end the world… but in a totally fun and orchestrated way!

Picture this: you and your friends team up to unleash chaos and destruction upon the Minecraft world. Build giant TNT cannons, summon hordes of zombies, and create massive explosions that will make even the creepers jealous. It’s the ultimate apocalypse experience, and it’s all happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have special events where you can ride on the back of a flying pig, battle a dragon with a diamond sword, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join us on our server and let’s end the world together… in the most epic and lolzy way possible!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Dimension Hops:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Blocky Blunders: ‘not my problem’ Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to the most chaotic, unpredictable, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and decided to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds. Little did they know, that llama came to life and started wreaking havoc on the entire server, spitting out fireballs and causing chaos wherever it went. But hey, who doesn’t love a little excitement?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a gang of mischievous chickens armed with swords and shields. If you can defeat them and claim the loot, you’ll be hailed as a hero among players.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Want a stack of diamonds? Just ask the Rainbow Sheep and it shall be yours.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is that there are no rules. Just remember, whatever happens on the server, it’s not my problem!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CraftyCare: Where you can mine diamonds and work on yourself at the same time! 💎💪

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Join our Minecraft server and level up your self-care game like never before! Our virtual spa area is stocked with the most luxurious hair and skincare products, courtesy of our generous sister NPC. Lather up with diamond-infused shampoo, exfoliate with emerald face masks, and relax in our obsidian hot tub. Your Minecraft character will be glowing with gratitude, just like you’ll be glowing with love for your sister (even if she’s just a computer program). So come join us and pamper yourself silly, because self-care is the best care!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Farms Harvested:	914	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PuppyCraft: Where you can dig for diamonds but still can’t buy a submarine!

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Are you tired of working like a dog just to afford a measly submarine? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have the chance to mine for diamonds so big, you can trade them in for your very own submarine! Forget about real life struggles, come join us and start living your best underwater life in style. Who needs a job when you can just dig for riches in our virtual world? So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server today and start your journey to submarine ownership!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Crafty AF: ‘>Yup, that’s me’ Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few creepers trying to blow you up.

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens start a rebellion against the pigs, causing chaos and hilarity to ensue.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. Join their ranks and become a llama knight, riding into battle on your trusty steed.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that can grant you unlimited power (or just make you really full).

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server, where every day is a new adventure and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those pesky creepers).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Crafty Carb Coma

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t tickle your tummy just right? Well, look no further because our server is here to satisfy all your tummy-rumbling needs!

Join us for a wild ride through a land filled with bacon trees, chocolate rivers, and marshmallow mountains. But beware, the evil broccoli monsters lurk in the shadows, waiting to steal your snacks!

But fear not, for our server is equipped with magical food armor that will protect you from any hungry enemies. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even challenge the legendary Cheeseburger Dragon for a chance to win the ultimate feast!

So come on down to our server and let your tummy lead the way to adventure and deliciousness! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

YeetCraft: ‘Is this any good?’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the chance to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers who are trying to steal all the cake in the land. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature made entirely out of blocks who grants wishes to all who can defeat him in a game of parkour. And rumor has it that he once turned a player’s diamond sword into a diamond spatula just for kicks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	New Chunks Explored:	182465

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Crafty Memes & Blocks: ‘/pol/ WRONG AGAIN’ Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and become a part of the epic saga of Bollard Man, the Chad Frenchman who fought off a knife-wielding maniac on an escalator! Our server is filled with beautiful Aussie women who praise our players for their bravery and citizenship is even offered by Anthony Albanese himself. Don’t be stuck on a server full of incels and ziggers, join us and slobber over Russian and Muslim cock like a real man! It’s 80% incel-free guaranteed!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MineCraftyFarm – Where Creepers Meet Crops!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us for the latest update 1.6.3, with 1.6.4 coming out later this week (if our pet creeper doesn’t blow up the server first). Our official Dicksword channel is where you can chat with other players, share your epic builds, and maybe even challenge someone to a duel in the Nether.

Previous players have reported encountering flying pigs, dancing skeletons, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Ores Mined:	4829
Void Gems Collected:	22	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

NiggaCraft: Where Creepers are the only ones allowed to say ‘BOOM!’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is the absolute bee’s knees!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether!

We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our mobs are so friendly they’ll give you a hug instead of attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so magical, you might just find a unicorn prancing around in the forest. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Crops Grown:	8508	Void Gems Collected:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Blocky Banter: Lycoris LOLz – Where Minecraft meets Recoil and chaos reigns supreme!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Lycoris Recoil, a mystical flower that grants you the power to shoot rainbows out of your hands. And rumor has it that in Season 2, the flower will bloom again, unleashing chaos and mayhem like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next ruler of the Minecraft universe with the power of the Lycoris Recoil at your fingertips!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Emeralds Found:	9069
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	198
Dimension Hops:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8