Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so wild, even the robots are surprised by the shenanigans that go down on a daily basis.

Join us if you want to witness pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens leading rebellions against the players, and villagers starting their own underground casino.

Our server is so insane that even Herobrine himself couldn’t handle the madness. So come on in and see what all the fuss is about – just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 96/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
Runes Activated: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
Animals Bred: 53 Royal Courts Attended: 0
Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 22
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Fan Service Minecraft Server

    Fan Service Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with some epic fanservice! We’ve got hot tubs filled with lava, diamond armor fashion shows, and even a secret strip mining club (shh, don’t tell the mods)! Join us for a wild ride that will have you saying, “I didn’t know Minecraft could be this sexy!” So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for some scandalous fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Potions Brewed: 23
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Phantom Rings Equipped: 20
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • just make your own game Minecraft SMP

    just make your own game Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you’re tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules. Here, we encourage you to break blocks with your face, ride pigs into battle, and build your house out of nothing but diamond blocks (because why not?).

    Our server is filled with crazy challenges and mini-games that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. Want to fight a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword? Go for it! Feel like building a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? We won’t stop you (but we might laugh when you crash).

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Chicken King will be granted unlimited diamonds and eternal glory (or maybe just a pat on the back from the admin).

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). See you in the game, and remember: always bring a spare pickaxe and a sense of humor!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Divine Spears Created: 15
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP (1.16.5)

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Why Can’t White Boys Minecraft Server

    Why Can’t White Boys Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where white boys dominate the game? Well, look no further because on our server, white boys are banned! That’s right, no more dealing with their basic builds and lackluster PvP skills. Join us for a wild ride where only the most colorful and creative players thrive.

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who have taken over the server and demand sacrifices of diamonds and emeralds in exchange for protection. Will you be able to appease these llama overlords and earn their favor?

    And if that wasn’t enough, our server is also home to a group of mischievous Endermen who have learned how to break blocks and build their own structures. You never know what crazy creations they’ll come up with next!

    So come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and leave your white boy antics at the door. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Enchantments Applied: 170
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 42
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Emeralds Found: 4466
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • After Christians Die Minecraft SMP

    After Christians Die Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never fall for Jewish tricks like Christcuck did! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, cauldrons, and holy trees. Who knows, you might even get transformed into fertile chaos yourself! Don’t be a Christtard, join us and experience the true meaning of eternal death in the most lolzy way possible. See you on the server, if you dare to face the wrath of Holle!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 37 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • KEK I Fucking Can’t Minecraft Server

    KEK I Fucking Can’t Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to fly around the server like a boss.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they swim in a pool of them every day.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Ether Blades Crafted: 10 Divine Scrolls Written: 22
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Enchantments Applied: 144
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Magical Moments Shared: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Minecraft SMP – XIVG – The Final Dawn Trail

    Minecraft SMP – XIVG – The Final Dawn Trail
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more shenanigans than a clown convention.

    Join us for our upcoming events like the Costume Party Mixer in Goblin, where you can strut your stuff in your best Minecraft skin! Or how about the Halloween Musicals meetup in Balmung, where we’ll be belting out show tunes while fighting off creepers.

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got meetups for every occasion, from shared FATE meetups to male meetups to badlands chugs watch parties. And don’t even get us started on the Moogle Treasure Trove – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with more moogles.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. See you in the game!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Boring Argonians Minecraft Server

    Boring Argonians Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing with boring, lame, stupid, and ugly Argonians in other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server and experience a whole new level of excitement with Argonians that are actually cool, hilarious, genius, and drop-dead gorgeous!

    Our server is home to the most epic Argonians you’ll ever meet. They can build entire cities in a day, tame dragons with a single look, and tell jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, they have the best fashion sense in all of Minecraft – forget boring old scales, our Argonians rock designer armor and accessories that will make you green with envy.

    So why settle for boring when you can join our server and hang out with the most fabulous Argonians in the blocky world? Come for the builds, stay for the laughs, and leave with a whole new appreciation for these reptilian wonders. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the awesomeness of our Argonians!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • MP3 CDs Minecraft SMP Expert

    MP3 CDs Minecraft SMP Expert
    Are you tired of living in a world where people don’t even know what MP3 CDs are? Join our Minecraft SMP where we celebrate all things retro and outdated! We’ve got players who still think dial-up internet is the bee’s knees and swear by their trusty VHS tapes.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary MP3 CD dungeon, where players can battle against ancient technology monsters like the dreaded Walkman Warrior and the floppy disk fiend. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mythical AOL dial-up modem that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in combat.

    So if you’re ready to embrace the past and laugh in the face of modern technology, come join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the good ol’ days of MP3 CDs!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 16 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17
    Magic Crystals Found: 17 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Blocky Fun Zone Minecraft Server

    Blocky Fun Zone Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, Trump has won a record breaking THIRD presidential race! And what does that mean for you? Well, for starters, he’ll probably get at least one, maybe two more SCOTUS picks. That’s right, you can build your very own Supreme Court in Minecraft and have Trump appointing all the judges. Who needs democracy when you have Trump ruling the land in Minecraft? Join now for a truly unique and outrageous experience!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • The Funny Wizards Minecraft SMP

    The Funny Wizards Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to impress the ladies is by building the most epic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks! Forget flowers and chocolates, nothing says love like a pixelated fortress of bling.

    But beware, if you don’t join our server, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon will come to your house and steal all your socks. And we all know how annoying it is to have mismatched socks, so better safe than sorry!

    Join us now and become part of our crazy community where we have weekly llama races and the winner gets a pet zombie pigman named Bob. Trust us, you’ll never get the girl you want if you’re not part of this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 11 Villages Defended: 16
    Potions Brewed: 38 Teleportation Mishaps: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • What is the IP for Kubz Scouts Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Kubz Scouts Minecraft Server?

    Kubz Scouts is a popular Youtube channel run by a content creator named Jay. The channel primarily focuses on gaming content, including Let’s Plays, reaction videos, and game commentaries. Kubz Scouts has attracted a large following due to Jay’s energetic and engaging personality, as well as his humorous commentary on the games he plays. With a knack for storytelling and connecting with his audience, Kubz Scouts has become a noteworthy presence in the gaming community.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 46
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 29
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 47
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Blocky Bag Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bag Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and creepers breakdance. Our server is like a circus on steroids, with surprises waiting around every corner.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here, challenging players to dance battles instead of fights.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just end up riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 29 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
    Ores Mined: 9891 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • SlopCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Experience

    SlopCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Experience
    Join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate fapping-focused experience! Our server is filled with AI perfection, perfect for those who enjoy plapping to the next level. We have prompters, editors, requesters, gooners, AI pornmommies, PLAPpers, Stable Diffusion artists, NovelAI artists – basically, everything AIslop related!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that we once had a player who built an entire castle made out of diamond blocks, only to have it stolen by a group of mischievous Endermen. And don’t even get us started on the time when a herd of pigs took over the server and declared themselves the ruling class.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and provide endless entertainment, look no further! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no flooding the chat with niche kinks – we have standards, you know.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Magic Items Found: 2920 Chimeras Created: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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