Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so wild, even the robots are surprised by the shenanigans that go down on a daily basis.

Join us if you want to witness pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens leading rebellions against the players, and villagers starting their own underground casino.

Our server is so insane that even Herobrine himself couldn’t handle the madness. So come on in and see what all the fuss is about – just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 109/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Enchantments Applied: 207
Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
Evil Twin Fights: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Runes Activated: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Love Letters Sent: 7
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 46
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Farms Harvested: 199
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Blocky Bag Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bag Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and creepers breakdance. Our server is like a circus on steroids, with surprises waiting around every corner.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here, challenging players to dance battles instead of fights.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just end up riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 290 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7581 Magic Crystals Found: 21
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • SlopCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Experience

    SlopCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Experience
    Join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate fapping-focused experience! Our server is filled with AI perfection, perfect for those who enjoy plapping to the next level. We have prompters, editors, requesters, gooners, AI pornmommies, PLAPpers, Stable Diffusion artists, NovelAI artists – basically, everything AIslop related!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that we once had a player who built an entire castle made out of diamond blocks, only to have it stolen by a group of mischievous Endermen. And don’t even get us started on the time when a herd of pigs took over the server and declared themselves the ruling class.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and provide endless entertainment, look no further! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no flooding the chat with niche kinks – we have standards, you know.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 18
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Punch & Choke Foids Minecraft Server

    Punch & Choke Foids Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because on our server, you can live out your wildest fantasies of choking and punching foids in the stomach!

    Join us for epic battles where you can unleash your inner rage on unsuspecting players. But be warned, the foids won’t go down without a fight! With custom weapons and armor, you’ll be able to dominate the battlefield and show everyone who’s boss.

    But that’s not all! Our server also features insane mini-games like “Foid Hunt” where you can track down and eliminate as many foids as possible. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Stomach Punch Arena” where you can challenge other players to a one-on-one brawl.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the chaos begin! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no foids were harmed in the making of this server.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 15 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Minecraft SMP: / Meme Lords Brigade /

    Minecraft SMP: / Meme Lords Brigade /
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where hololive idols and dodgers players team up to take on the Ender Dragon! That’s right, you’ll be fighting alongside virtual YouTubers and professional baseball players in epic battles against mobs and bosses.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats instead of brains. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes guarded by a dancing creeper.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 22
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Frieren’s Fun Minecraft Server

    Frieren’s Fun Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because on our server, every Friday is Frieren Friday! What does that mean, you ask? It means that every block you mine has a chance of turning into a delicious fried chicken leg! That’s right, forget about diamonds, we’re all about that finger-lickin’ good loot!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken boss that roams the land and challenges players to epic battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that hatches into a pet chicken that follows you around and lays golden eggs for you to collect.

    And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a dive into our lava parkour challenge? It’s like regular parkour, but with a fiery twist! Complete it and you’ll be granted access to the secret Chicken Palace where you can feast on all the fried chicken your heart desires.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the cluckin’ craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Alien Abductions: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • If you are: Crafty Miner in Minecraft SMP

    If you are: 

Crafty Miner in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for degenerate gamblers, where you can bet your diamonds on who will survive the next creeper explosion!

    Looking for the next big thing? Look no further than our server, where we promise a 1000x return on your investment in dirt blocks. That’s right, dirt blocks!

    And if you’ve always wanted to join a cult but didn’t know where to start, look no further. Our server is the perfect place to join an early cult and rise through the ranks by sacrificing chickens to the Minecraft gods.

    Join now by sending your Solana to our Telegram group, where we promise not to scam you (probably). Don’t worry about being smart or knowing anything about custom RPCs, just read our Medium article and you’ll be good to go.

    We’re only 25 people strong right now, but imagine the chaos when we send 20% of our supply to Adin Ross and Andrew Tate. It’s going to be a wild ride, so strap in and get ready for the craziest Minecraft SMP experience of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 33 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Phantom Rings Equipped: 13

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • ZzzCraft Minecraft Server

    ZzzCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you a home away from home! Need a place to crash because your parents turned their Winnebago into a mobile mansion and kicked you out? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all homeless Minecraft players looking for a cozy virtual abode.

    Join us for epic adventures and build your dream home without worrying about getting evicted by your parents. Who needs a real house when you can have a pixelated paradise on our server? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who will help you mine diamonds if you offer him some spooky snacks.

    So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find a secret underground bunker filled with treasure or stumble upon a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade you emeralds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 28
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 279 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Certified Fresh rating on the tomatometer Minecraft SMP

    Certified Fresh rating on the tomatometer Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server has a Certified Fresh rating on the tomatometer! That’s right, even the tomatoes are loving our server!

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nostrils. That’s right, you’ll be the envy of all your friends with your majestic fire-breathing companion.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
    Alien Abductions: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Crops Grown: 1548 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5915 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Epic Shields Constructed: 33
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Dimension Hops: 15 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20 Enchanted Armories Found: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Patriotic Canucks Minecraft Server

    Patriotic Canucks Minecraft Server
    Are you a Canadian who loves butter chicken and maple syrup equally? Do you feel a deep connection to both Tim Hortons and Bollywood movies? Then this Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us for epic battles against creepers and zombies while waving your Canadian flag proudly. Our server is filled with igloos, hockey rinks, and poutine stands for your building pleasure. Plus, rumor has it that Justin Trudeau himself logs on to play every night! So come join us and show the world that Indian Canadians are the most patriotic Canadians around!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 34 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Late for Minecraft SMP

    Late for Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for Season 3, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon and the alliances are shakier than a Jenga tower after a few too many drinks.

    Forget about those other servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together. On our server, it’s every player for themselves. Betray your friends, steal their diamonds, and watch the chaos unfold as friendships crumble and rivalries ignite.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this mighty beast and claim the ultimate prize?

    So why wait? Join us for Season 3 and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what wild adventures and crazy shenanigans await you on our server? It’s never too late to join the fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 27 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 177 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 12 Dragon Eggs Found: 5431
    Dimension Hops: 9 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 22 Ores Mined: 8684

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • The Forest Caliope Minecraft Server

    The Forest Caliope Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Shrek is not just a movie, it’s a way of life! Join us on this magical journey through the swamps of Far Far Away, where you can build your own onion-shaped house and hang out with all your favorite fairytale creatures.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the one and only Calliope Mori, the ultimate Shrek savant. She will guide you through the land of ogres and donkeys, teaching you the ways of the swamp and how to live your best Shrek life.

    If you’re not convinced yet, let me tell you about the time we had a Shrek-themed dance party in the enchanted forest. Donkey was busting out some sick moves, Fiona was twirling in her ballgown, and even Lord Farquaad showed up to break it down. It was a night to remember, and you can be a part of the fun too!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and get ready for a Shrektastic adventure like no other. Don’t miss out on all the ogre-sized fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Magic Items Found: 1042
    Dimension Hops: 14 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Falling into the Void: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • The Ultimate Question Minecraft SMP

    The Ultimate Question Minecraft SMP

    Are you tired of being called a schizo for questioning the Matrix? Do you want to uncover the truth behind the memes? Join our Minecraft SMP where we delve into the deepest conspiracies while building epic structures and battling creepers. We have mountain dew on tap and pajama parties every night. Don’t let the haters distract you, the truth is out there, bros. pic related, it’s my cat in diamond armor Join now and let’s uncover the secrets of the blocky universe together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 31
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Crafty Humans Minecraft Server

    Crafty Humans Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the legendary adventures that await you on this server.

    Once upon a time, a group of human men stumbled upon a magical portal that transported them to a world filled with blocky wonders. They quickly realized that this world was filled with dangerous creatures, treacherous terrain, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.

    But fear not, brave adventurer! On this server, you will have the chance to team up with other human men to conquer dungeons, build magnificent structures, and battle against the evil forces that threaten to destroy this blocky paradise.

    Join us now and become a part of the epic saga of the human men! Who knows, you might even uncover the secret of the legendary diamond sword that grants its wielder unimaginable power. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6056 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13 Epic Shields Constructed: 14
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 22 Royal Decrees Issued: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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