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| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 2280 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 220 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
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