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| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 4504 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
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